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Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« on: September 28, 2009, 05:21:19 PM »
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A nude man covered in feces broke into someone’s backyard and jumped into the pool Saturday, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.

Robert Stark Higgins, 21, of the 5300 block of Southeast Dell Street, Stuart, was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft. He was being held at the Martin County Jail in lieu of $10,500 bail.

A resident in the 9000 block of Southeast Nero Street told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash about 9 p.m. Saturday. The resident recognized Higgins as someone he had seen in the neighborhood, the arrest affidavit said. Higgins took a towel and fled, the report said.

Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home in the 9000 block of Athena Street. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking beer and vodka, according to the affidavit.
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What a shitty thing to do.
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Re: Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 05:23:01 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 28, 2009, 05:21:19 PM
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What a shitty thing to do.
Eh, he just thought it was a cesspool.   :-)
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Re: Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 05:23:53 PM »
Did the cops have to pick this turd up by the clean end?
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Re: Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 05:25:32 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 28, 2009, 05:23:53 PM
Did the cops have to pick this turd up by the clean end?
He just couldn't bare to come clean any sooner.

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Re: Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 05:35:48 PM »
How did he get covered in feces?  Never mind, I don't think I want to know since this was Floriduh.
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Re: Florida homeowner says nekkid suspect covered in feces jumped into pool
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 05:41:23 PM »
What's his DU name?
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