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Offline bijou

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Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack
« on: September 28, 2009, 10:04:32 AM »
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A man has been arrested in Texas for blowing pepper into a woman's face - because he has a fetish for women sneezing.

The elderly man was arrested in Commerce, Texas, last Monday after he blew the powdery substance into the face of a female store clerk at a hardware store checkout. He then did it a second time.

He then waited around the store for a few minutes, before leaving.

A police officer was able to identify and track down the suspect, and interview him about the incident - upon which he revealed his predilection.

'We found out he's got a problem,' Police Chief Kerry Crews told the Herald Banner. 'He becomes aroused by females sneezing.' ...
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I hope his defence doesn't turn out to be a tissue of lies.
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Re: Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 10:05:30 AM »
I'm sure this will all blow over.
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Re: Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 10:12:05 AM »
At least someone sees a sunny side to the whole H1N1 debacle.
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Re: Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 10:51:21 AM »
Maybe he was just trying to get them to have the big "O", since that happens with some women.  :uhsure:
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Re: Sneezing fetishist arrested for pepper attack
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 11:20:30 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 28, 2009, 10:04:32 AM
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I hope his defence doesn't turn out to be a tissue of lies.
You have such a nose for news.   :-)
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