I will get one for you, and myself!
People like these are why I have this motto memorized:
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
That day is getting closer and closer, DUmmies. You keep preaching about how a "civil war" is coming, and you'll get a war, alright--but it'll be anything but civil.