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Offline Chris

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Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« on: September 27, 2009, 11:41:22 AM »
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A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
 
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.

The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279005

I have a new idea for a health plan.  Also, there are not nearly enough topless wimmin on TV... I demand free boobie-care.
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 11:43:41 AM »
BOOOOOOOOOBIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My husband is going to live a LONG time!
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM »
I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts.  Are you listenin', Channel 2?
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM »
Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

Let's just hope it's only Fox News (except Greta - sorry!) that takes you up on it. There are some women on CNN I would not want to stumble across.
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 12:19:29 PM »
Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts.  Are you listenin', Channel 2?
Even if Helen Thomas is featured at a White House press briefing?
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 12:30:15 PM »
WOOT!  I'm getting, like, 16 hours of aerobic equivalency a day!!!   :hyper:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 12:31:29 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 27, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
Even if Helen Thomas is featured at a White House press briefing?
:panic:  AAACK!  Where's my bleach?

I tune into Channel 2 and turn the sound off...
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 02:02:55 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM
Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

Let's just hope it's only Fox News (except Greta - sorry!) that takes you up on it. There are some women on CNN I would not want to stumble across.
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 07:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
:panic:  AAACK!  Where's my bleach?

I tune into Channel 2 and turn the sound off...


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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 07:39:31 PM »
I seem to recall that this study was published on April First.  :whatever:

However, that is no reason to discount it's validity.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 08:11:59 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 27, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
I seem to recall that this study was published on April First.  :whatever:

However, that is no reason to discount it's validity.  :cheersmate:

How dare you!

Never question a boob thread.  :p

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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 08:21:09 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 27, 2009, 08:11:59 PM
How dare you!

Never question a boob thread.  :p




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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 10:11:31 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM
Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

God bless them!   :cheersmate:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 10:13:20 PM »
Actually... upon further gazing, I mean pondering, at the gym today.  I believe that this study is absolutely valid.  As I realized that the first 30 minutes spent at the gym by most guys... are spent Boob-ogling    :-)  JK   :uhsure:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM »
Posted to promote the general health and well being of my fellow CC'rs.
Visit a healthy, Cardio improving site today!
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts.  Are you listenin', Channel 2?
They'd have to hire a new staff.
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2009, 07:58:00 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM
Posted to promote the general health and well being of my fellow CC'rs.
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OOOPS! I believe I'm encountering some side effects.....Hardening of the arteries seems to be worsening.
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2009, 08:20:50 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
They'd have to hire a new staff.
I just want to see Christine Maddela (the girl on the left in my last post). :drool:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2009, 08:21:13 AM »
Yep--need more conservative boobiez to conduct more research.

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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2009, 05:04:03 AM »
My wife got a good laugh at this one.  JR, is that hardening of the arteries--or stiffening?  :tongue:
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2009, 08:43:28 AM »
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Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2009, 05:30:46 PM »
I wonder why earlier there were like 12 "guests" reading this thread and now one "guest" is printing it and a total of three "guests" are viewing.   :whatever:
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