Has anyone infiltrated a teabag like right wing gang?

[Mr Mannn]

era veteran  Donating Member  (75 posts)  
Has anyone infiltrated a teabag like right wing gang?    
   

I am going to do it. I am a Kentuckian and this murder of poor Mr. Sparkman has gotten me pissed off. I can pull it off too. I have been in some shitty places in this world and this has to stop. Murdoch and henchmen, OXY Rush,Bachmann... you all have the blood of this father and teacher on your hands. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks

So you're connecting an unsolved murder with unrelated Tea Party Protesters?
And your connecting the dots, how?

Ian David  
1. Convince them not to get vaccinated while you're there.

Soylent Brice  
20. and that chemical castration makes them better soldiers for their white jesus.

YOY  
6. You really think you could find the killers if they are even there?
I mean you're talking one lone nut who lost his mind in a crowd of nuts who have half lost theirs.

era veteran  
8. Not these killer(s)      
Knowing what the enemy is up to is part of winning.

YOY  
14. They're not the "enemy". They're the "rubes".
   
Edited on Thu Sep-24-09 02:10 PM by YOY
Don't even pretend that they have some kind of plan. They are the useful idiots who bellow whatever stupid shit they're told to bellow. Most of them are not criminals...just idiots...who have a good chance of owing back taxes.

Now the "enemy" if you think you can actually infiltrate them, are high-powered men like Rupert Murdock and Alan Greenspan who keep us tied up in this stupid little class war.

When you call them "the enemy" you really act like our end-goal is trying to do them harm. Funny thing is most progressive policies would help them.

Taverner  
10. Best of luck, and protect yourself
   
They aren't exactly good people

kctim  
18. What kind of info are you looking for?
   
And are you talking about a anti-govt para-military type group or just a silly tea-party group?

He bravely infiltrating a silly tea-party group. He said so in the OP.

Kansas Wyatt  
21. Careful...
   
The FBI has already planted moles in those groups, back when there was outrage at the Obama Administration's Homeland Security saying that we had a serious problem with homegrown terrorism coming from right wing extremist groups.

They have already created files on all of those within these teabagger groups, and they are about to take them down in a mass sweep to round up these terrorist groups. If anyone has had any involvement in these groups, the government is tracking them and keeping a record of everything they have done. They'll shit a meataxe when the government lists all the charges against them. After all, if they've done nothing wrong, then they have nothing to worry about. That's the way they wanted it after 9/11, so they have made a huge mistake thinking they could just go back to their militia caves and pick up where they left off. The fools don't realize that Rush & gang don't give a shit about them rotting in a prison.

Just stay away from them, because you don't want to find yourself caught up in the raids and sitting in a holding camp until you can see a judge months later.

We're doomed! And I'm on record for calling Obama a doody-head (and worse).
Can I still blog in a concentration camp?

AlienGirl  
23. Have you done any undercover work before? Here's how:

Preparation: "Scrub" your identity. Get rid of any websites with identifiable personal information or photos of you. Dump Facebook or anything else that would connect your real name or face (or location) to left-wing anything. I cannot overemphasize the importance of this!!

Stage 1: Start small, go to one of their events, dress inconspicuously, and play dumb. Ask them to explain everything to you. Tell them something about how you weren't politically active until..<fill in the blank, I'd probably use some hot thing like "until they started wanting to take over health care">. Let them "educate" you.

Stage 2: Offer to do some of the scut work for their organization once they have started accepting you. (If they have called you to remind you to come to an event or meeting, you're to this level.) Stuff envelopes, make copies, drive people around. This makes you seem like you are a reliable member. Keep letting them "educate" you, especially the higher-ranking members.

Stage 3: Now you are getting in with the in-group. You should have access to some leaders now, and you can have them tell you "war stories" about things they've done in their struggle. Be impressed and never, ever be shocked or disturbed by *anything*. Keep them talking. Don't look scared even if you are.

Good luck!

Tucker

P.S. Be careful that you don't wind up believing their stuff. Make some time to retreat occasionally from their world and the character you are playing, and enjoy being who you really are somewhere they won't see you. Catching the craziness is to this kind of project what sampling the drugs is to undercover narcotics work--only the craziness can infect you without you noticing until it's too late.

P.P.S. Wait at least a few months before starting, because your DU profile has your location in it, so you can assume the groups near you will be looking out for an infiltrator. Scrub your identity!

Are_grits_groceries  
46. I don't think you would reach the darker levels where the    

truly scary people are. These people are as paranoid as shit, and it might take w hile to even get near them. I wouldn't want to try.

You probably can get into some basic events.

[NHSparky]

I smell a mole.

[Freeper]

Kansas Wyatt 
21. Careful...
   
The FBI has already planted moles in those groups, back when there was outrage at the Obama Administration's Homeland Security saying that we had a serious problem with homegrown terrorism coming from right wing extremist groups.

They have already created files on all of those within these teabagger groups, and they are about to take them down in a mass sweep to round up these terrorist groups. If anyone has had any involvement in these groups, the government is tracking them and keeping a record of everything they have done. They'll shit a meataxe when the government lists all the charges against them. After all, if they've done nothing wrong, then they have nothing to worry about. That's the way they wanted it after 9/11, so they have made a huge mistake thinking they could just go back to their militia caves and pick up where they left off. The fools don't realize that Rush & gang don't give a shit about them rotting in a prison.

Just stay away from them, because you don't want to find yourself caught up in the raids and sitting in a holding camp until you can see a judge months later.

Hmm didn't they say that * was going to do this to the anti war Bush protesters?
They also said if it happened it was fascism.
I guess fascism is only bad if it is a dreamed up charge against a repuke.

[Lord Undies]

It is a lot more possible for a sane person to pretend to be crazy than it is for someone who is flying-mammal-feces crazy to pretend to be sane.  That means it is practically impossible for a Little Goon to secretly "infiltrate" a conservative group.  It also means it would be pretty easy for a conservative to make himself blend in where a group of Little Goons have gathered.

[Freeper]

It is a lot more possible for a sane person to pretend to be crazy than it is for someone who is flying-mammal-feces crazy to pretend to be sane.  That means it is practically impossible for a Little Goon to secretly "infiltrate" a conservative group.  It also means it would be pretty easy for a conservative to make himself blend in where a group of Little Goons have gathered.

That is true Mr Undies. It is also easier for a good decent person to play evil than for an evil person to pretend to be good and decent.

[jinxmchue]

Hmm didn't they say that * was going to do this to the anti war Bush protesters?
They also said if it happened it was fascism.
I guess fascism is only bad if it is a dreamed up charge against a repuke.

It's okay if they do it to prevent criticism of their Dear Leader.  "Free speech for me, not thee."

[Freeper]

It's okay if they do it to prevent criticism of their Dear Leader.  "Free speech for me, not thee."

It is funny for 8 years dissent was patriotic well its our turn to be patriots then dammit.

[GOBUCKS]

AlienGirl 
23. Have you done any undercover work before? Here's how:

Preparation: "Scrub" your identity. Get rid of any websites with identifiable personal information or photos of you. Dump Facebook or anything else that would connect your real name or face (or location) to left-wing anything. I cannot overemphasize the importance of this!!

Blah, blah, on and on.

Hilarious!! She gives instructions on everything except how to use the secret decoder ring!

[BlueStateSaint]

Hilarious!! She gives instructions on everything except how to use the secret decoder ring!

Some things are still compartmentalized.

[JohnnyReb]

From the DUmmie Dickshunary

Undercover: to hide ones true self, to lie, to cheat, to steal, to defraud, governments and other generous agencies of the "FREEBIES".

[TheSarge]

These idiot are insane.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

It is a lot more possible for a sane person to pretend to be crazy than it is for someone who is flying-mammal-feces crazy to pretend to be sane.  That means it is practically impossible for a Little Goon to secretly "infiltrate" a conservative group.  It also means it would be pretty easy for a conservative to make himself blend in where a group of Little Goons have gathered.

I've got a pretty good mole running.

Some of them have flirted with my alter ego. I even got someone banned. Yet, Lleu's mole--dgmiller--was sniffed out in less than 10 posts.

[Mr Mannn]

I've got a pretty good mole running.

Some of them have flirted with my alter ego. I even got someone banned. Yet, Lleu's mole--dgmiller--was sniffed out in less than 10 posts.

I've had a mole there since 2006. I know when yo keep my mouth shut over there. Liberals just can't shut up-they will almost always give themselves away.
Liberalism IS a mental illness.

[crockspot]

You know, the people who killed that poor guy likely don't even have a television, read newspapers, or know anything about teabaggers. The guy just wandered into the wrong place, and found himself cast as a lead role in a "Deliverance" type situation.

[Chris]

You know, the people who killed that poor guy likely don't even have a television, read newspapers, or know anything about teabaggers. The guy just wandered into the wrong place, and found himself cast as a lead role in a "Deliverance" type situation.

The AP is reporting that the man was found naked and tied to a tree.  I didn't hear any other details,though.

[Karin]

Lord Undies and Freeper, you have it exactly right. 

That post from Aliengirl was so funny.  I'm a teapartier myself.  My group?  Decent civilized moms and dads, grams and gramps, etc.  All that cloak and dagger stuff from the alien and her dimwitted paranoid advice!  By the time the person follows through with all the advice, he or she will have done a boatload of work for the conservative movement, and maybe have seen the light!   

[USA4ME]

AlienGirl  

Have you done any undercover work before? Here's how:

Preparation: "Scrub" your identity. Get rid of any websites with identifiable personal information or photos of you. Dump Facebook or anything else that would connect your real name or face (or location) to left-wing anything. I cannot overemphasize the importance of this!!

So we can safely say you're not doing any undercover work right now, if you ever have at all.

Just like a primitive to claim expertise on something they've never done in their life.  It's like they've watched the sci-fi channel before and now they're ready to head the CIA.

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[crockspot]

I wish every DUmmy would take Aliengirl's advice. 99% of them will find themselves mixed up with great people, and realize that they are making complete sense. One percent of them will end up with a truly dangerous group, and being the DUmmies they are, will end up tied to a tree squealing like a pig. 

[The Village Idiot]

The AP is reporting that the man was found naked and tied to a tree.  I didn't hear any other details,though.

apparently his hands and arms were ducttaped

[Airwolf]

I wish I could see that Dummy at their first meeting when whoever starts to speak about  Dear Leader in a non respectible way and how long it takes the DUmmy to start frothing at the mouth, waiting to snap.

[AllosaursRus]

Offer to do some of the scut work

Uh, OK. I musta missed a class! I graduated the VRWC advanced suoer secret, decoder ring, excellent disguise classes. Was I absent the day we learned how to SCUT? Crap! I"m sure I passed the super secret, secret sqirrel, rocochet rabbit, huckleberry hound, yogi bear, exams! Even got my beret! Am I gonna have to go back and make up a class in order to "scut" for Lord Rove? Maybe they have an online course so I don't have to fly to DC every two weeks. Anybody know?

[BlueStateSaint]

Uh, OK. I musta missed a class! I graduated the VRWC advanced suoer secret, decoder ring, excellent disguise classes. Was I absent the day we learned how to SCUT? Crap! I"m sure I passed the super secret, secret sqirrel, rocochet rabbit, huckleberry hound, yogi bear, exams! Even got my beret! Am I gonna have to go back and make up a class in order to "scut" for Lord Rove? Maybe they have an online course so I don't have to fly to DC every two weeks. Anybody know?

Hmmm . . . I think I saw a message about some of us being grandfathered in . . . 

[crockspot]

Hmmm . . . I think I saw a message about some of us being grandfathered in . . . 

If any a you sumbitches calls me Grandpa... I'll kill ya.

[TheSarge]

If any a you sumbitches calls me Grandpa... I'll kill ya.

Damn...who gave you that picture of me?

[NHSparky]

Damn...who gave you that picture of me?

You WISH you were that friggin hard.