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Offline bijou

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Resident’s member is saved from ring
« on: September 25, 2009, 12:29:21 PM »
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Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days.

By Joseph Serna
Updated: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 10:52 PM PDT


In what firefighters described as a once-in-a-lifetime call, officials with the Costa Mesa Fire Department’s Urban Search and Rescue squad were summoned early Tuesday morning to Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach to save another man’s penis from perishing.

The man, whom authorities declined to identify, other than saying that he was in his 50s, had apparently put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, two or three days earlier.

The device got stuck, and he couldn’t remove it. The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said. In order to remove the ring, firefighters had to use a saw to cut through it.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 12:42:56 PM »
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Firefighters dodge sparks as they saw through metal ring into which man had inserted his penis. He used the weight in effort to make it longer, but it got stuck for three days.

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The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said. In order to remove the ring, firefighters had to use a saw to cut through it.

So ultimately, his plan worked.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 01:00:21 PM »
I guess he forgot the old adage, "don't do {that} or it will fall off".
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 06:48:34 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
More details here

No thanks, you provided plenty enough details.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 12:47:53 AM »
He learned a hard lesson.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 04:37:45 AM »
Almost had to pay a stiff price . . .
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 09:42:35 AM »
He pulled a boner.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 10:05:52 AM »
I've always wondered. Girls don't do stupid stuff like this. Only guys.


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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 10:47:57 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 26, 2009, 10:05:52 AM
I've always wondered. Girls don't do stupid stuff like this. Only guys.




I have friends that have worked in ERs...you would be shocked at some of the x-rays they have to take of girls & what has to be removed.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2009, 11:23:53 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 26, 2009, 10:47:57 AM
I have friends that have worked in ERs...you would be shocked at some of the x-rays they have to take of girls & what has to be removed.

Oh yeah.....had an uncle that was a doctor and sister that was a lab tech.....those things should be inspected by the mining commision before anybody is allowed to enter them.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2009, 02:30:38 PM »
Hopefully, he doesn't stiff the hospital.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 02:36:48 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 26, 2009, 10:47:57 AM
I have friends that have worked in ERs...you would be shocked at some of the x-rays they have to take of girls & what has to be removed.

When my mom was going through the Clinical portion of her RN program (back in the early '80s), she told me about this one character the hospital had in their psyche ward.  He would sit in the window of his room all day and use a magnifying glass to burn his genitals.

Now there's a committed individual, if you ask me...
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 02:15:53 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on September 26, 2009, 02:30:38 PM
Hopefully, he doesn't stiff the hospital.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

They used power tools to cut the ring off........I made the mistake of clicking on the article.
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2009, 07:16:51 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 27, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

They used power tools to cut the ring off........I made the mistake of clicking on the article.

Did you think they were going to use a hacksaw?  Think of the back-and-forth action . . .
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Re: Resident’s member is saved from ring
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 09:19:05 AM »
I've got a nurse friend, and I'm going to have to ask her if sepsis or other blood infections could occur in a situation such as this.  I mean, we all snicker at the ED pill commercials when they say to see medical attention if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, but damn, losing my pecker ain't no joke!
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