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Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« on: September 24, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6616922

This is too funny!!  Greenbrat attempts to post another "story" from her class to prove to the rest of the dummies what a GREAT person/teacher she is and TLB is having none of it.  :rotf:  By the way, she's now teaching 8th grade (I think it was 6th grade last year) -- yet another reason I'm SO glad she's in Kansas and not NJ.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:42 PM
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Just when you think all decency is lost in this younger generation something changes your mind...see
 I teach 8th graders


Today we were discussing the "middle passage" and reality as a slave and we got very graphic and detailed.


Now...before we go any further...this particular class has a bunch of "personalities" and about 5 kids get really irritated.


Today one black girl raised her hand and stated the following:

Mrs. Greenbriar, I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything but I think I would rather have lived then. I know I would have been a slave but At least people had respect and values and morals and did not act like fools or idiots...

WOW


I told her well XXX that would have put us on different sides, she said no Mrs. Greenbriar, I feel you would have been one of those slave owners that would have risked everything to teach us to read and write and better our lives

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:51 PM
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4. well not all slaves were whipped
 and she was talking about the values and HONOR that slaves had even given their situation

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:52 PM
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6. Honor?
 Slaves had honor?

What books are you using in that course?

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:52 PM
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5. A fifth-grade girl
 talking like that?

Choosing slavery?

A black girl, eleven or twelve years old, in America, told you that she'd prefer to have lived as a slave because today's culture is too crass for her?

Who are her parents, and what has she been taught about slavery? Does she know exactly what it was? What it entailed?

I'm sure you would have been a most benevolent slave owner, Mrs. Greenbriar, but I have trouble believing that any child with a functioning brain would make that choice.

Or even talk like that......................................

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:02 PM
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12. Eighth!
 I read "fifth" These new glasses, I swear. My mistake, my apology.

That makes it even worse Why one earth would a normal eighth-grader girl believe that slavery was a favorable option to her life today?

You might have included that last line in your OP, rather than the self-serving praise you included. If the girl's that unhappy, that she articulates her preference for slavery as a way of life, she needs to be seeing a counselor and getting some help - not being used as a vehicle for praise of some twisted kind on a message board.

Instead of citing her comment as a prelude to what a fine slave owner you would have been, you should have been making arrangements for someone to talk with that child, since a comment like that sounds far too much like depression talking, and bullying is not anything to be taken lightly................

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:07 PM
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18. well, my number one fan...I did go talk to the counselor after class
 so take all your concern away


and I know what I am doing...I just felt that she in addition to being upset (again that class is pretty much the shits)

she has honor inside is striving to be more than many

Sure -- GB knows what she's doing . . . :whatever:

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Luminous Animal  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:57 PM
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10. Haha! And you take it as a compliment that you would have bee a good slave owner.
 Unbelievable.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:59 PM
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11. that is NOT what was implied
 jesus can you guys not read and then read between the lines...

she was saying that from me she gets the courage to speak her mind and look to bigger and better things


god dang sometimes I don't know why I even try with you people

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:05 PM
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16. You wrote it very plainly - 
 there was nothing to "get."

What a fine slave owner you would have been, Mrs. Greenbriar. That doesn't take much reading between the lines, except the Subject LIne on your OP was heralding the statement this kid made.

Are you nuts?

You are establishing a pattern of posting half-stories, half-truths, and then taking umbrage when people point out the great big holes and fallacies in your tales.

Your second sentence here fits with this first - more "I am so wonderful" stuff that completely disregards the fact that this is a kid in trouble, if what you're telling about her is true. Bullying, depression, and the wish to live as a slave instead of where she is today.

You're lucky to have us people to show us what you're doing - we shine a nice honest light on your stories, and force out the truth, which is rarely pretty..

 :rotf:

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:09 PM
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19. you know
 I have just about had it with your piety and your jumping into all of my posts to point out the "ERROR of my Ways"

so

respectfully

**** YOU

Uh oh, getting nasty now  :evillaugh:

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:11 PM
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20. Nice -
 That's the kind of temperament you dream of finding in a teacher. The openness, the willingness, the ability to transmit an idea, the ability to explain, clarify, and discuss.

The truth hurts, eh?

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:15 PM
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21. I am done with you so take your high and mighty attitude elsewhere
 I have put up with you long enough

and yes I am a teacher and I say again

**** YOu

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:22 PM
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23. oh before I put you on ignore please feel free to correct my grammar 
 spelling and punctuation ect...

and just know that I did not tell you the plan that the counselor and I talked about and the discussion we had with said student together

I just wanted to relay that this girl sees the bigger picture and is going to do great things in her life!

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:27 PM
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24. "etc"
 Not "ect."

You would have been so better served if you'd told the story about the counselor and getting help for that girl instead of bleating about what a kind slave owner she thought you would have been..

And there's the punchline!  :rotf: Sorry this was so long but that's the funniest thing I've read today; just thought I'd pass it along.
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 02:30:39 PM »
All I can say is to the Gloria Swanson primitive:

You go, sweetheart.  franksolich has your back.
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 02:38:03 PM »
Now that is a thing of beauty. :-)

I needed a good long giggle today.
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2009, 02:40:11 PM »
Now that is a thing of beauty. :-)

I needed a good long giggle today.

Oh, madam, I can't tell you how good this is.

That's why I stickied it.

And thanks to njpines for finding it; it's great.
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 02:42:26 PM »
Between that and that sweet little man finding all that gold in England, I have had TWO things to smile about today. 
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2009, 02:46:24 PM »
Thanks Frank!  I needed Kleenex for that exchange; I was laughing so hard  :rotf:
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2009, 03:11:08 PM »
That is SO gonna leave a mark!

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 04:30:42 PM »
OH.
MY.
GOD.

That Greenbriar.

She's a hoot.

I wonder if that student would want to come and live in her house with the obnoxious drunk guy. 


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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 05:01:20 PM »
More figure skating from GB:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6623166

I'm thinking Greenbriar isn't so popular at the DUmp.


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17. And so?
   
Children of color aren't entitled to an opinion no matter how you may feel about it so you squeal to the kid's aunt? Jeez!

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 05:03:22 PM »
More figure skating from GB:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6623166

Uh oh -- those 2 kids are definitely racist!!  Mrs. Greenbriar will have to straighten them out.  How long until we see another post where she's gotten together with the school counselor and removed those kids from that abusive environment to a better place (aka re-education camp). Will she finally earn her wings??  Stay tuned, folks . . .
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 05:25:45 PM »
I think GreenBriar has made herself a pariah among her primitive brethren - the bouncies, the self-serving tales, the open bragging about her finances- she has joined Sir William the Pittiful at the bottom of the ditch.

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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 05:27:13 PM »
I think GreenBriar has made herself a pariah among her primitive brethren - the bouncies, the self-serving tales, the open bragging about her finances- she has joined Sir William the Pittiful at the bottom of the ditch.

Yeah.
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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2009, 05:34:15 PM »
More figure skating from GB:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6623166

I went there, hoping to see if the Gloria Swanson primitive had shown up, too, but alas no.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2009, 05:37:42 PM »
Oh lawd, that was hilarious.  Frau Grunbriar is such a self-absorbed cow. :lmao:
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 05:48:45 PM »
A great thread!

I'm surprised DUmmy TLB didn't mention the episode where DUmmy greenbriar was temporarily tombstoned
for plagiarizing another DUmmy's rant.

Of course every word DUmmy greenbriar posted is fantasy, but she expected the DUmp to praise her
and got exactly the opposite. Beautiful.

I still think DUmmy TLB is the most arrogant, obnoxious, hateful DUmmy of the bunch lately, but this
thread was custom made for her talent.

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« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2009, 05:55:14 PM »
I still think DUmmy TLB is the most arrogant, obnoxious, hateful DUmmy of the bunch lately, but this thread was custom made for her talent.

Well, I must say what endeared me to the Gloria Swanson primitive was her comment about not being able to read the computer screen accurately because she's having trouble getting used to her new eyeglasses.

The image of a woman of Pulchtritude dealing with one of the frailties of Old Age, for some reason, struck me as charming.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2009, 06:33:39 PM »
Well, I must say what endeared me to the Gloria Swanson primitive was her comment about not being able to read the computer screen accurately because she's having trouble getting used to her new eyeglasses.

The image of a woman of Pulchtritude dealing with one of the frailties of Old Age, for some reason, struck me as charming.

I think franksolich is far, far more tolerant and accommodating than the average person.

I can think of nothing whatever that could make that arrogant, hateful old bitch charming.

She is certainly no Clare Boothe Luce.

I detest her, but nevertheless admire the strokes she laid on DUmmy greenbriar.

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 07:08:08 PM »
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-24-09 07:22 PM
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50. I do not have any students that showed that much vitrol no
 that was why I was so taken aback


No I do not teach English/Grammar

and I hate grammar police 


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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 07:34:05 PM »
I think franksolich is far, far more tolerant and accommodating than the average person.

Now, I've never seen what the Gloria Swanson primitive looks like, as she's never posted a photograph of herself on Skins's island.

Maybe she has on other web-sites, but being the sporting type, I restrict my knowledge of primitives only as the primitives are on Skins's island; I don't pry beyond the sands and beach of Skins's island.

I'll bet, though, that I'm reasonably right in that the Gloria Swanson primitive takes care of herself, that she's no hefty chunky fat primitive, like many of the femmes on Skins's island are.  I'll bet the Gloria Swanson primitive remains thin and slender and svelte, and even in her Great Age, could probably fit into the same clothes she wore as a young woman seducing Charles Evans Hughes.

It's very difficult for a woman to take care of herself--all the troubles of the world seem to come down on their shoulders, after all--and especially if a woman has borne infants, one can excuse the few, or several, pounds put on here and there.

So it's perhaps probably maybe possibly okay if a woman lets herself go--but what it does, it makes those women who take a concentrated effort to not let themselves go all the more remarkable, and admirable.

Compare the Gloria Swanson primitive, for example, against the greedy briar primitive.

No contest.
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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 08:08:27 PM »
Is she a teacher or an aide.   She does not seem to have much of an education, and her writing is atrocious. 

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2009, 08:19:55 PM »
Is she a teacher or an aide.   She does not seem to have much of an education, and her writing is atrocious.

The greedy briar primitive is an 8th-grade social studies teacher, in or around Wichita, Kansas.  Circa 40 years old, kind of a chub.

Not to be confused with the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the "Proud2BLibKansan" primitive, who teaches special education, in or around Kansas City, Kansas.  Known to be 56 years old, her insides messed up.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Greenbriar gets kneecapped!
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 09:32:25 PM »
It's a toss-up.  Both of them are attention whores and both lie.  Neither of them have the right to belittle or question the other.

If it did happen and the kid actually said this...

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... she's right.  At least compared to how some people act today, the primitives being the worst of the worst.

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