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[IassaFTots]

 Who cares?  Call me what you want, dickface.  You're still wrong.  

 

[AllosaursRus]

That OP needs to learn to tell a story.  Just look at it, it's one run-on sentence and she doesn't even stop for breath.  What a flake.  I can just picture what she'd be like in real life.  Someone you'd cross the street to avoid.   

My take on the c-word.  It's just a word to me, like chair.  My own husband was furious with me once and he called me that.  A f-ing c*nt.  Like water off a duck's back.  Who cares?  Call me what you want, dickface.  You're still wrong.   

"Toots", is that you? I didn't think you could post at work. grin

[Traveshamockery]

Well, I have been known to curse like a sailor myself at times and often refer to men as dicks and pricks, and refer to women as bitches and sluts.  Maybe it's just for effect but I will not use the c**t word casually and there are only two people in this world whom I refer to as such.

My evil stepmother
Nancy Pelosi

 

[jtyangel]

Heh, heh! "Toots" absolutely despises the word "****", but even she uses it to describe Stretch Pelosi and the Wicked Witch from the State Department.

Ask her why she hates it. I don't get it and probably won't even after you get her answer...if you get one since most women can't seem to quantify it.

[jtyangel]

My lovely wife, and The Heiress' mother (the same person, lurking DUmb****s), hates that word with a passion.  When I say it (about another woman such as Pelosi or Dworkin, or . . . ) she goes batshit. 

Thundley and GOBUCKS, I very nearly lost the second beer of the afternoon upon seeing that.  (Tx already owes me one, from another thread.)

Same thing I said to Allosaur..ask her why..tell her a woman on the forum doesn't understand how it is offensive or at least more so then any other word a woman could be called.

[jtyangel]

That OP needs to learn to tell a story.  Just look at it, it's one run-on sentence and she doesn't even stop for breath.  What a flake.  I can just picture what she'd be like in real life.  Someone you'd cross the street to avoid.  

My take on the c-word.  It's just a word to me, like chair.  My own husband was furious with me once and he called me that.  A f-ing c*nt.  Like water off a duck's back.  Who cares?  Call me what you want, dickface.  You're still wrong.  

Yep, exactly! 

[jtyangel]

"Toots", is that you? I didn't think you could post at work. grin

that ain't "toots" since you already said the word c*nt gets her in an uproar

[crockspot]

In my many years of experience with c-words, I have learned a couple of ground rules.

One should never use the word to describe a female person, unless said person is of the most vile character, and this quality of character is unanimously agreed upon.

On rare occasion, it may be used to describe a female sexual organ, usually in the throes of naughty role play. But best practice in this regard is to allow the female to make that reference to her own organ.

That is all.

 

[delilahmused]

So, I pulled into a Walgreen's yesterday. Usually I go to Walmart so I wouldn't even run into these kinds of people but Walgreen's is the only place around here that carries my hair color. Anyway, I pull in next to some ugly, fat hag with a sour expression on her face who had to be a DUmmie. I know this because she had the obligatory 0bama bumper sticker and another one that said, "I brake for rainbows, unicorns, and Cheeto's" on her 1980's era Volvo. We were both getting out of our vehicles at the same time so I smiled at her and said hello. Nine times out of ten I get a friendly greeting back but this androgynous-looking harpy with saggy boobs just starts screeching at me. I remember exactly what she said because I always remember verbatim when I have an unplanned DUmmie encounter, but it was just too foul to repeat. It involved lots of "F" yous and screeching about me being a right wing Christian warmonger. I guess my "God bless the Marines" bumper sticker set her off. Oh, and I'm also a racist teabagger. Realizing what the DUmmies mean when they say "teabagger" I started to wonder how I would pull that one off. She screamed at me all the way to the door. I thought the harpy from hell was going to me all through the store but then I remembered I'm extremely fit because I workout everyday and this slob's idea of exercise was probably reaching behind her to wipe her ass. So I just started walking at a brisk pace and she got winded after a few seconds and went off in another direction. Of course, it could also be because we were getting close the the make-up and hair care section and given the way she looked those kinds of products would be like garlic to a vampire to her. I decided I'd buy two boxes of color so I wouldn't have to go back for several months.

Cindie

[franksolich]

Damn, Delilah, that's good.

[BlueStateSaint]

So, I pulled into a Walgreen's yesterday. Usually I go to Walmart so I wouldn't even run into these kinds of people but Walgreen's is the only place around here that carries my hair color. Anyway, I pull in next to some ugly, fat hag with a sour expression on her face who had to be a DUmmie. I know this because she had the obligatory 0bama bumper sticker and another one that said, "I brake for rainbows, unicorns, and Cheeto's" on her 1980's era Volvo. We were both getting out of our vehicles at the same time so I smiled at her and said hello. Nine times out of ten I get a friendly greeting back but this androgynous-looking harpy with saggy boobs just starts screeching at me. I remember exactly what she said because I always remember verbatim when I have an unplanned DUmmie encounter, but it was just too foul to repeat. It involved lots of "F" yous and screeching about me being a right wing Christian warmonger. I guess my "God bless the Marines" bumper sticker set her off. Oh, and I'm also a racist teabagger. Realizing what the DUmmies mean when they say "teabagger" I started to wonder how I would pull that one off. She screamed at me all the way to the door. I thought the harpy from hell was going to me all through the store but then I remembered I'm extremely fit because I workout everyday and this slob's idea of exercise was probably reaching behind her to wipe her ass. So I just started walking at a brisk pace and she got winded after a few seconds and went off in another direction. Of course, it could also be because we were getting close the the make-up and hair care section and given the way she looked those kinds of products would be like garlic to a vampire to her. I decided I'd buy two boxes of color so I wouldn't have to go back for several months.

Cindie

[Rebel]

Vulgarity and obscenity of the absolute
lowest kind have always been hallmarks of the DUmp and the democrat party.

Yeah, I'm kinda guilty of that myself.

[NHSparky]

Yeah, I'm kinda guilty of that myself.

Whatever.  Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother****er, right?

[The Village Idiot]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7re0pBjV5U[/youtube]

thats funny

[JohnnyReb]

Whatever.  Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother******, right?

Yeah but the DUmmie mother******'s make me wanna use two crutches sometimes.

[The Village Idiot]

Yeah but the DUmmie mother******'s make me wanna use two crutches sometimes.

PJ' Dummie Funnies did this thread too

[VivisMom]

One should never use the word to describe a female person, unless said person is of the most vile character, and this quality of character is unanimously agreed upon.

On rare occasion, it may be used to describe a female sexual organ, usually in the throes of naughty role play. But best practice in this regard is to allow the female to make that reference to her own organ.

Crock, I think you're right.

I think the reason so many women have problems with the word '****' is because it is used primarily to describe nasty, evil, or shrewish women, and used primarily by men. This could be perceived as sexist-a man is using the name of a body part to describe a less than attractive woman, and thus saying vaginas are less than attractive.

Forgive me, my BA is in sociology.

Personally, I like twat. It's short, it's to the point. And calling someone a twatwaffle is so much fun! 

[IassaFTots]

****. It's short, it's to the point. And calling someone a twatwaffle is so much fun! 

Twatwaffle....I believe I will have to borrow it.  The internets are a wonderful thing.  Thank you Al Gore!   

[Rebel]

Called my wife the c word once. This was her response:

[Karin]

Sorry to resurect an old thread, I was so busy on Friday.  No, Allosaurus, it wasn't Toots.

There are so many more cutting things to say to a woman than calling her c***.  How about:

If she's north of 40, "God, you look so old, did you get enough sleep last night?"
If she's proud of her work, "God, you're such a loser."
If she tried a recipe, "What the **** is this shit?"
If something is wrong with a kid, "What the hell did you do?"  Or "It must be from your side."

As there is no word, I think, that would make a man go apoplectic, such as the c-word, (he's heard them all before from 5-years old) the above would also apply to a woman saying them to a man.  Thus the case for being decent and civilized. 

[Ralph Wiggum]

I've always thought that the "C" word was the atomic bomb.  I've never actually called someone that, but I've been tempted.

[AllosaursRus]

Whatever.  Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother****er, right?

That's what that dick lick'n, cock suckin', mother ****in', low down shit eater, told me! I had to agree with the butt suckin', peter eatin', son of a bitch!

[AllosaursRus]

Sorry to resurect an old thread, I was so busy on Friday.  No, Allosaurus, it wasn't Toots.

There are so many more cutting things to say to a woman than calling her c***.  How about:

If something is wrong with a kid, Or "It must be from your side."

As there is no word, I think, that would make a man go apoplectic, such as the c-word, (he's heard them all before from 5-years old) the above would also apply to a woman saying them to a man.  Thus the case for being decent and civilized.  

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!11111  That's one of my favorites! "It must be your DNA, 'cause I COME FROM GOOD STOCK!

For the record, I NEVER call "Toots" the c-word!!!!!!!!!! Cripe! Are you nutz? I prefer not to wake up tied to the bed, waiting for her to beat the hell outa me with a baseball bat!

After 36 years, ya kinda know how far to push, and still hold onto your manhood!

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[RobJohnson]

Ok, I'm glad I'm not alone, because I never got the offense over that one word either, but you are right, many women react to it like you've thrown acid in their faces, just like you said.

Yes they do.  :innocent:

[BlueStateSaint]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!11111  That's one of my favorites! "It must be your DNA, 'cause I COME FROM GOOD STOCK!

For the record, I NEVER call "Toots" the c-word!!!!!!!!!! Cripe! Are you nutz? I prefer not to wake up tied to the bed, waiting for her to beat the hell outa me with a baseball bat!

After 36 years, ya kinda know how far to push, and still hold onto your manhood!

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My wife knows where the guns are . . . and the ammo . . . and she can use them.

We maintain order.