So I was googling my avatar, and look what I came across

[Casey]

Saw a teabugger/nutball with "Terrorist Hunting Permit" sticker on his pickup today

arbusto_baboso   (1000+ posts)           Fri Sep-11-09 06:36 PM
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Saw a teabugger/nutball with "Terrorist Hunting Permit" sticker on his pickup today.
   

 
And it made me think.

Who is this for? Does he think it's humorous?

And honestly, does good ol' Zeke actually believe that even if the shotgun on the rack in his truck is loaded that he'd stand a snowball's chance against even a moderately-trained terrorist cadre? Hell, he wouldn't even slow 'em down, unless he had some kind of Special Ops training and luck was on his side. This ain't Red Dawn, this ain't Die Hard, and this ain't any of Stephen Segall's movies, either. In reality, he'd just die a very quick death rather than become a hero.

No, this sticker is nothing more than neanderthal chest-thumping, and people who display stuff like this should just STFU and leave the job of the nation's protection to the military and police. Of course, since most of the types who display such sticker are abject cowards to begin with, there's probably no danger of them interfering with our REAL protectors...

I think I've figured out the issue with wingnuts; it's testosterone poisoning.

[franksolich]

Oh yeah.

Him, the busted baboon primitive.

I suspect the busted baboon primitive's trying to get noticed over here, trying to grab a piece of the spotlight, and this being America, the greatest country in the world where everybody has a shot, maybe the busted baboon primitive can become a PoP.

But he's got to do better than this.

[IassaFTots]

So, you were googling your avatar, and it took you to this post?  I think that is very amusing to say the least.  Must have given you a big chuckle!

[franksolich]

So, you were googling your avatar, and it took you to this post?  I think that is very amusing to say the least.  Must have given you a big chuckle!

I definitely encourage others to do this, and if they by chance run across a primitive on the internet, bringing it here.

[GOBUCKS]

Oh yeah.

Him, the busted baboon primitive.

I suspect the busted baboon primitive's trying to get noticed over here, trying to grab a piece of the spotlight, and this being America, the greatest country in the world where everybody has a shot, maybe the busted baboon primitive can become a PoP.

But he's got to do better than this.

We may run the risk of a DUmp infested with stevenumbersesque publicity seekers. Of course,
DUmmy stevenumbers initially earned his infamy, with the naively moronic threads he posted
detailing his comically pathetic love live. But then he went Hollywood on us, intoxicated by the
exposure he got at FR from PJ-Comix, and started posting threads of increasing absurdity, trying
to extend his stardom.

Stevenumbers is an imbecile, so it was an enterprise doomed to failure. But even the wisest
DUmmies, the few who rise to the level of idiot, can never hope to maintain a subterfuge like
that. They are, after all, DUmmies.

[Tucker]

We may run the risk of a DUmp infested with stevenumbersesque publicity seekers. Of course,
DUmmy stevenumbers initially earned his infamy, with the naively moronic threads he posted
detailing his comically pathetic love live. But then he went Hollywood on us, intoxicated by the
exposure he got at FR from PJ-Comix, and started posting threads of increasing absurdity, trying
to extend his stardom.

Stevenumbers is an imbecile, so it was an enterprise doomed to failure. But even the wisest
DUmmies, the few who rise to the level of idiot, can never hope to maintain a subterfuge like
that. They are, after all, DUmmies.

Could it be any worse than Paulbots?

[Chump]

These people have so much respect for terrorists it makes me sick.  Craven idiots.

Edit:typo.

[GOBUCKS]

This people have so much respect for terrorists it makes me sick.  Craven idiots.

Terrorists are not much smarter than democrats. After a terror attack, a terrorist is the guy
whose head is rolling in the gutter, and whose guts are hanging from the overhead utility wires.
Smart guys.

And ronulans are a sort of DUmmy subspecies. DUmmies can be characterized as abysmally
stupid people often afflicted with mental illness, while ronulans are mentally ill people often
afflicted with abysmal stupidity. It is a subtle distinction.

[Chump]

Terrorists are not much smarter than democrats. After a terror attack, a terrorist is the guy
whose head is rolling in the gutter, and whose guts are hanging from the overhead utility wires.
Smart guys.

And ronulans are a sort of DUmmy subspecies. DUmmies can be characterized as abysmally
stupid people often afflicted with mental illness, while ronulans are mentally ill people often
afflicted with abysmal stupidity. It is a subtle distinction.

Subtle, but it explains so much...

[delilahmused]

Gawd, these people take everything so series! My son has one on his car that says something like "It's God's job to judge Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting." I always thought that was kinda funny myself. How awful to go through life without a sense of humor.

Cindie

[NHSparky]

Yah, I seem to recall the last time someone went gallavanting around our backyards trying to put us into early graves.  And IIRC, they were, at the time, regarded as the finest military in the world.  I am of course speaking of the American Revolution.  Think it would be much different if a bunch of towel-headed camel-humpers tried to make bad things happen in places they'd stand out like a sore dick?  Yeah, me too.

[AllosaursRus]

I got news for these idiots. Towel Heads shoot the Russian SKS, accurate to about 100yds. Many of us shoot every thing from .243 to .308 to 30-06 to 7mm Mag, accurate to at least 600 yds! Think the camel jockey will even see it coming?

[BlueStateSaint]

I got news for these idiots. Towel Heads shoot the Russian SKS, accurate to about 100yds. Many of us shoot every thing from .243 to .308 to 30-06 to 7mm Mag, accurate to at least 600 yds! Think the camel jockey will even see it coming?

Some of us want them to see the grin on our faces when we pull the trigger on them, and use the .30-30 (which is the 7.62x39's ballistic twin, IMO) or the .45 ACP.  Call me a sick and sadistic one, and I'll gladly agree.  A friend of mine lost count of his friends' funerals he had to go to when he got to 50 (he was in Engine 7, and the subsequent CBS special, on that day).

[Airwolf]

I got news for these idiots. Towel Heads shoot the Russian SKS, accurate to about 100yds. Many of us shoot every thing from .243 to .308 to 30-06 to 7mm Mag, accurate to at least 600 yds! Think the camel jockey will even see it coming?

See it? Maybe if their friend next to them sees their head explode first. Hear it ,Not likely.