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Offline Chris_

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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2009, 01:06:34 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 23, 2009, 01:04:38 PM
Did you poach it from another site or are you a hard boiled news gatherer?
Just like to crack you folks up.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2009, 01:15:20 PM »
Jeez. Wattle you guys think of next?

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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2009, 01:17:17 PM »
I've already got one cock in my household..................
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2009, 01:29:03 PM »
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2009, 01:34:21 PM »
Only in America...

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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2009, 04:04:45 PM »
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2009, 04:08:49 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 23, 2009, 01:05:34 PM
Cheep jokes, aint' they?

Oh they are all-white really.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #32 on: September 23, 2009, 05:11:03 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 23, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
Oh they are all-white really.
Some of 'em may be rotten. 
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 05:12:27 PM »
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2009, 12:32:53 PM »
What if two roosters want to live together?
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2009, 12:34:44 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on September 24, 2009, 12:32:53 PM
What if two roosters want to live together?
They'll have to rent a coop in SanFransicko.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2009, 12:35:33 PM »
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?


































Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2009, 04:36:09 PM »
I'm thinkin' the politicians are just playin' a shell game with the law in LA.

They keep thinkin' they're in San Jose. That's how cracked up they is.

Om-e-lettin' this one slide right off my plate. I can't stand any more. My cholesterol is too high as it is.

 
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2009, 04:58:10 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 24, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
I'm thinkin' the politicians are just playin' a shell game with the law in LA.

They keep thinkin' they're in San Jose. That's how cracked up they is.

Om-e-lettin' this one slide right off my plate. I can't stand any more. My cholesterol is too high as it is.

 
Just let it go....over easy.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2009, 11:18:29 AM »
It's all a big yoke.
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Re: LA passes law limiting roosters to 1 per household
« Reply #40 on: September 26, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 26, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
It's all a big yoke.
That's why it's so hard to get folks out of their shell and posting like this.
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