BlooInBloo
Roy Blunt (R): "Play The Ball Where The Monkey Throws It"
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/09/18/monke... /
Former House Republican whip Roy Blunt was a featured speaker Friday afternoon at the Values Voter Summit, and he had a little parable to share with the crowd.
Conservatives shouldn't get too upset about the way liberals have taken over Washington since President Obama won election, he said. "We've got a reason to explain why we believe in the kind of America we believe in," Blunt said. "You know, you can't control everything there is in life that you'd like to control."
And then he told a little story about a group of British soldiers who found themselves posted in a quiet part of India in the late 19th century or the early 20th century. It was, Blunt said, a "very lush, very quiet, very peaceful, very uneventful part of India."
So the soldiers decided, without much better to do, that they'd build a golf course in the jungle. And then the story got weird.
Almost from the day the first ball was hit on this golf course something happened they didn't anticipate: monkeys would come running out of the jungle and then grab the golf balls. And if it was in the fairway, they might throw it in the rough. And if it was in the rough, they might throw it -- they might throw it back at you! And I can point to great and long detail about how many things they tried to eliminate the monkey problem, but they never got it done.
So finally for this golf course and this golf course only, they passed a rule and the rule was, you have to play the ball where the monkey throws it. And that is the rule in Washington all the time.
Yes, you read that right: the point of the story was that like British golfers, conservatives in Washington have to play the ball where the monkey throws it.
Hey republicans - just call Obama "******" and get it over with. You know you want to, and we know you want to - keeping it bottled up is just *killing* you all. We won't think any less of you, simply because we CAN'T think any less of you. Your cover is blown - white folks everywhere are acknowledging your bigotry. You have nothing left to lose. So just call Obama "******", and at least *you'll* feel much better.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6582552&mesg_id=6582552
What an immature little woosy this primitive is; scared to death of his own shadow, always spewing non-sense on Skin's island, afraid to leave the hive because he knows he'll be slapped around for the scum he is.
As crockspot has so clearly pointed out, Roy Blunt has been telling that story for years.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33929.0.htmlThe primitives continue to prove on a daily basis they are the one's who are racists. They want so badly to try and make this lie stick they've virtually devoted their whole site to trying to make anything and everything out to be racism. All they really need to do is just look in the mirror if they want to see the racism they so desperately embrace.
.
