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Offline bijou

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Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« on: September 19, 2009, 07:49:06 AM »
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Shannon Jo Fisher, 25, of 278 Greenfield Road, Perryopolis, is charged by Uniontown police with robbery, theft and receiving stolen property.

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Fisher then ran into the nearby Public Service Building at 22 E. Main St., according to the affidavit. Rodgers ran after the woman and identified her as the alleged robber when police arrived.

During an initial search of Fisher, police recovered $240 cash from a body cavity. In addition, they found half of a $20 bill.

Fisher was taken to Uniontown Hospital after giving consent to another search. As she was using a restroom, "she expelled" $220 into a toilet, police said. In addition, the other half of the torn $20 bill was recovered, according to the affidavit. Police said they recovered a total of $500, which is the same amount Rodgers withdrew.
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I'm impressed that she could run at all with that handicap.
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 07:54:42 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 19, 2009, 07:49:06 AM
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I'm impressed that she could run at all with that handicap.

I wonder if she knew a good money launderer.

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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 07:54:57 AM »
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 09:32:02 AM »
ewwwww....

wonder when that money's going back into circulation?
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 09:34:51 AM »
Which body cavity?  Women have one more than men.
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 11:55:03 AM »
I think it would have to be her butt, I am not sure you could just expell something from your vajay.  You kinda have to pull stuff out, unless you are a hooker or something.  On that note I am going back to bed.
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 04:04:46 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on September 19, 2009, 11:55:03 AM
I think it would have to be her butt, I am not sure you could just expell something from your vajay.  You kinda have to pull stuff out, unless you are a hooker or something.  On that note I am going back to bed.

I dunno . . . I've seen vids lately of women expelling Nokia phones from said orfice . . .  :o :o :o
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 07:01:27 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 19, 2009, 04:04:46 PM
I dunno . . . I've seen vids lately of women expelling Nokia phones from said orfice . . .  :o :o :o

Then there are the ping pong ball "shooters".   :evillaugh:
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 11:44:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 19, 2009, 07:01:27 PM
Then there are the ping pong ball "shooters".   :evillaugh:

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Then again, there was the woman skank who was in a car with boyfriend/pimp/baby-daddy who were coming up from Mass to Maine where they lived.  Seems they forgot there was road construction on I-95 in Portsmouth and they were busted for speeding.  Well, problem was, the reason they were in Mass is they bought 16 grams of coke.  She hid it in her vajayjay while her Einstein of a boyfriend gave a false name.  Only one problem with the ID he gave the cop--he spelled it wrong. 

Whoops!  Everyone out!  Search everything.

I actually feel sorry for the next guy that tries to (ahem) "satisfy" her, given the topical anaesthetic nature of cocaine.  Just sayin.

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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 10:10:16 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 19, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
Memories of Thailand...(whoops--did I say that?)

Then again, there was the woman skank who was in a car with boyfriend/pimp/baby-daddy who were coming up from Mass to Maine where they lived.  Seems they forgot there was road construction on I-95 in Portsmouth and they were busted for speeding.  Well, problem was, the reason they were in Mass is they bought 16 grams of coke.  She hid it in her vajayjay while her Einstein of a boyfriend gave a false name.  Only one problem with the ID he gave the cop--he spelled it wrong. 

Whoops!  Everyone out!  Search everything.

I actually feel sorry for the next guy that tries to (ahem) "satisfy" her, given the topical anaesthetic nature of cocaine.  Just sayin.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20081027-NEWS-81027026

We laugh at all this but I bet woman have been smuggling most anything from diamonds, drugs and rare exotic birds in that cavity.

No woman in her right mind would place Anything in her butt when there is a handie-dandy hidie hole that can accommodate a 10 pound baby.

Easy to access, placed correctly no problem with movement or any pain.   Makes you wonder about all the foreign woman landing in the big city airports.   At least they are not puppy's with coke sewed into their bellies.

Ask not what do you have in your wallet ask what some may have in their cavity.   No problem with pick pockets for these Lady's.
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 10:07:56 AM »
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During an initial search of Fisher, police recovered $240 cash from a body cavity. In addition, they found half of a $20 bill.


What, does the damn thing have teeth?!
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2009, 10:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 21, 2009, 10:07:56 AM

What, does the damn thing have teeth?!

Why, yes , it does.
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Re: Perryopolis woman accused of snatching $500, stashing it in body cavity
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2009, 12:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 21, 2009, 10:07:56 AM

What, does the damn thing have teeth?!
Keep the change.  :puke:
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