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benefits of illegal immigration
« on: September 17, 2009, 09:47:33 AM »
      >An illegal immigrant  picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for one hour, ' he asks.

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        >'$100,' she replies.

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        >With a  heavy accent he asks 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

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        >'No,'  she says.

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        >'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

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        >'No',  she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

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        >'I pay  you $300.'

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        >'No', she says.

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        >'I pay  you $400.'

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        >'No', she says.

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        >So  finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

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        >She  thinks, 'Well, I've been in this game for over 10 years now. I've had  every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad  could Immigrant Style be?'' So she agrees and has sex with him.

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        >They  do it in every which way . Finally, after several hours, they finish.

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        >Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey,  I was expecting something perverted and disgusting, but that was nothing I  haven't seen before. So what makes it 'Immigrant Style'?'

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        >The  illegal immigrant replies, 'You send bill to  Government.'