[
Don Pardo]"That's right Ree! And for being the 100,000 person to comment on the fetid sewer of human insanity that is the DUmp, let me tell you what you've won:

A 20-volume set of Encyclopedia Britannica...

A case of Turtle Wax...

A lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni, that San Francisco treat...

We'll even give you a copy of our home Game. But wait, there's also...
A BRAND NEW SPORTS CAR!!!!!!!!!All this, for keeping your gorge down long enough to be the 100,000 post at THE DUmp!!!
