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Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« on: September 16, 2009, 09:31:06 AM »
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A cult leader in Papua New Guinea fled naked into the jungle after being confronted by police over allegations that he'd forced followers to have sex in public, with the promise that it would boost the banana harvest.

The man, identified as Thomas Peli, told his followers that the banana harvest would increase every time they had sex in public, according to the Parpua New Guinea Post-Courier - and he reinforced his demands for public fornication with threats of violence.  ...
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I'm sure the police investigations will bear fruit.  :lmao:



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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 09:53:10 AM »
What was he going to do with all the extra bananas?
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 10:05:14 AM »
Hey....want to watch my banana grow?
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 12:33:43 PM »
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I'm sure the police investigations will bear fruit.  :lmao:

I will bet you dollars for donuts that leader has lived in the USA for enough years to watch how the fundamentalists Christians get the congregation to speak in tongues and rip off their clothing. Handle rattle snakes and cast out demons by beating  or starving to death young children.

I see nothing odd here, after seeing what goes on in this country in the outback of Christian belief where the deacons carry folded sheets to place upon those possessed of the Holy Spirit that become naked  in the throws of the spirit to cover them.

Actually this could become worse, burn a virgin at the stake so the bananas will grow next year.




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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 02:13:29 PM »
I will bet you dollars for donuts that leader has lived in the USA for enough years to watch how the fundamentalists Christians get the congregation to speak in tongues and rip off their clothing. Handle rattle snakes and cast out demons by beating  or starving to death young children.

I see nothing odd here, after seeing what goes on in this country in the outback of Christian belief where the deacons carry folded sheets to place upon those possessed of the Holy Spirit that become naked  in the throws of the spirit to cover them.

Actually this could become worse, burn a virgin at the stake so the bananas will grow next year.

Are you talking about the fundamentalist Christians in this USA or another USA?
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 03:03:00 PM »
I will bet you dollars for donuts that leader has lived in the USA for enough years to watch how the fundamentalists Christians get the congregation to speak in tongues and rip off their clothing. Handle rattle snakes and cast out demons by beating  or starving to death young children.


You are attempting to mix-up reality and your sexual fantasies again, aren't you? 

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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 04:11:38 PM »
I will bet you dollars for donuts that leader has lived in the USA for enough years to watch how the fundamentalists Christians get the congregation to speak in tongues and rip off their clothing. Handle rattle snakes and cast out demons by beating  or starving to death young children.

I see nothing odd here, after seeing what goes on in this country in the outback of Christian belief where the deacons carry folded sheets to place upon those possessed of the Holy Spirit that become naked  in the throws of the spirit to cover them.

Actually this could become worse, burn a virgin at the stake so the bananas will grow next year.
Ecstatic verbalizations are not exclusive to the Christian community.

I've read of sects of Polish jews and ancient pagans doing the same.
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 04:24:44 PM »
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 05:50:15 AM »
Ecstatic verbalizations are not exclusive to the Christian community.

I've read of sects of Polish jews and ancient pagans doing the same.

Interestingly for some reason I find these practices much more fun then the Northern Fundamentalist that put one to sleep in the first 10 minutes.

FUN, should faith be fun and joyous or dull and full of guilt and fear ?

The Banana Man is not that different from Jim Jones that also had some reason to require public sex within his group before he went insane [bananas] and brewed up some Kool Aid.

Mr. Bunny, you mention ancient Pagans, what about modern day Pagans, seems like there are billion dollar businesses catering to millions of people that are willing to go SKY CLADE, dance to the beat of the drums and fork over hard earned money for magic charms and potients.  I cannot see anyone falling asleep with all that going on. :fuelfire:



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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 05:59:18 AM »
Most modern pagans are little more than immature iconolasts.

"Mommy and daddy made me sit still for an hour every Sunday while they talked about some Jewish guy so now I'm gonna run around giving head to every boy I can find and call myself pagan." Three STD's, a terminated pregnancy later, a failed marriage and suddenly they realize what a crappy routine it is to go through that kind of heartache so they make their daughters sit still for an hour every Sunday while they talk about some Jewish guy.

That is the extent of modern paganism that I have observed.
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 07:41:43 AM »
Most modern pagans are little more than immature iconolasts.

"Mommy and daddy made me sit still for an hour every Sunday while they talked about some Jewish guy so now I'm gonna run around giving head to every boy I can find and call myself pagan." Three STD's, a terminated pregnancy later, a failed marriage and suddenly they realize what a crappy routine it is to go through that kind of heartache so they make their daughters sit still for an hour every Sunday while they talk about some Jewish guy.

That is the extent of modern paganism that I have observed.

Mr. Bunny, in all my childhood and half of my adult life there are few Churches I have attended that mention or admit that Jesus, Mary and Joseph were Jews.

Everyone fixates on the Pharisees demanded he die, Well there are storeys that say that the Pagan society had no problem with HIM, it was the appointed leaders of his faith that were worried about him underminding their controll of their people.  It all came down to MONEY that could have been taken from their coffers.

This had nothing to do with the Jewish Faith, this was akin to the corrupt Preachers of today that put the fear of God into their followers to make them give them money for salvation and a hope of being absolved for their sins. 

When it comes right down to it, MONEY will in fact get you into Heaven.  One pays for prayers to be said for the deceased to get into heaven.   One must pay to light a candle to send ones prayers to heaven, Lord knows how much money the Kennedy's have paid to absolve their marriages and turn the children of the marriage into Bastards by the working of the church.

One can belong to a Church that has a basic tenant of no abortion or no divorce.  Funny how they ignore actions of those that do both but give big money to the Church.

The Jehovah Witnesses are the only sect I know of who ignore the money and insist on strict observances of the rules.   Except in Mick Jacksons case---that much money is impossible to ignore.

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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 08:45:39 AM »
Really?

I've known Catholics who spoke in moon-eyed rapt about the beauty and dignity of the Jewish liturgical observances.

And I'm a fan of ancient western history and Tacitus et al had nothing nice to say about Hebrews and Christians--whom they saw as just another sect of a barbarian cult. After all, Jews grew beards and latin for whiskers is barbae from which barbarian is derived.

The Romans were absolutely merciless to Christians. They would wrap them in cloth, douse them with pitch and set them aflame to light the circuses at night.

And this whole money canard is just that--a canard--the overwhelming vast majority of clergy live a pauper's life. Nor do I except the presence of sinners as an argument against the Divine. You speak in grand moral overtones but from What and to Whom? Undoubtedly you will say, "I'm not against God, just religion!" I would imagine God would say such things as well. In fact he's been pretty ****ing furious with it over over the millenia. But He will not listen to your sad efforts to justify yourself by damning the Torquemadas and Elmer Gantries, He is far more interested in the trials of remorseful slavers and grief stricken families.

If you're going to reject God have the spine to do it openly and honestly, with a spine...we're making s'mores down here...but this seeking self-justification through the faults of others is weak and cowardly beyond tolerance.
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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2009, 06:24:15 AM »
Really?

I've known Catholics who spoke in moon-eyed rapt about the beauty and dignity of the Jewish liturgical observances.

And I'm a fan of ancient western history and Tacitus et al had nothing nice to say about Hebrews and Christians--whom they saw as just another sect of a barbarian cult. After all, Jews grew beards and latin for whiskers is barbae from which barbarian is derived.

The Romans were absolutely merciless to Christians. They would wrap them in cloth, douse them with pitch and set them aflame to light the circuses at night.

And this whole money canard is just that--a canard--the overwhelming vast majority of clergy live a pauper's life. Nor do I except the presence of sinners as an argument against the Divine. You speak in grand moral overtones but from What and to Whom? Undoubtedly you will say, "I'm not against God, just religion!" I would imagine God would say such things as well. In fact he's been pretty ******* furious with it over over the millenia. But He will not listen to your sad efforts to justify yourself by damning the Torquemadas and Elmer Gantries, He is far more interested in the trials of remorseful slavers and grief stricken families.

If you're going to reject God have the spine to do it openly and honestly, with a spine...we're making s'mores down here...but this seeking self-justification through the faults of others is weak and cowardly beyond tolerance.

Elmer Gantry and Torquemada were on opposite ends of the pole.

From what I have read--school and pleasure reading good old Torq was one of the most dangerous man alive in his time because he truly believed he was doing the work of the Lord and the Church.  Not to mention he had a hard road to walk to keep his own head and fortune from being seized by the Church.  There are few that would or could defend his horrific actions then or now, but trying to understand how this came to be is interesting.

Fortunately as his time was a time of reading and writing records were kept that survive today.  One needs to remember that the Church was much more powerful then any King or Queen, the politics of the day was cut throat, both the Church and the Kings were in a mad race to acquire property and wealth and the Church always won out.

Elmer is a new age believer perhaps going back only 300 years or so. He had no fear of government or Church, he was free to live as he wished doing no manual labor, feeding on the fears of the simple folk that excepted his views of of the Bible and the here after.  Not much different from " Brother Loves Traveling Salvation Show." [Neil Diamond--1969-]

Today few of us in America have any memory of at that time  what true persecution is or was, in Europe or was to try to get a foot hold in America.  RI, the State was founded because of that fact and the insanity in the Witch trials that sent my family fleeing leaving everything to Cotton Mather, land and buildings to escape to Maine.

You see I have a Dog in this fight on mothers side, also the the French side  that became part of the Arcadia trail of tears. My direct ancestors were taken and sold on the block in Boston with African slaves, and on Dads side a couple were kidnapped and sold in Canada to the Catholic folks as maids and servants.

Religion has played such a big part in my family history and now we find a family member that has Phages, [ Spelling.?] a split gene that is passed down by a sect of Jews in eastern Europe.

My family are Mongrels, we come from most every where with different religions and somehow managed to keep the line intact.

So I am curious how they survived and became a melting pot here in America.  This does not mean I have no faith in God, it means I am curious how my DNA survived from the past to this time.

I do not question anything but the times and changing times that humans interpret the Will Of God .








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Re: Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2009, 05:42:07 PM »
My family are Mongrels, we come from most every where with different religions and somehow managed to keep the line intact.

So I am curious how they survived and became a melting pot here in America.  This does not mean I have no faith in God, it means I am curious how my DNA survived from the past to this time.

I do not question anything but the times and changing times that humans interpret the Will Of God .
I see nothing here about the will of God or even people's interpretations of it...only your preconceptions.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."