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Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« on: September 16, 2009, 09:00:48 AM »
Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75

OCALA, Fla. -- Police pulled over and arrested a naked man riding a motorcycle on I-75 in central Florida early Tuesday morning.

Marion County Sheriff’s Capt. Moshoji Rolls spotted J. Dante Krauss, 45, on a silver motorcycle on the interstate, wearing only his birthday suit.

"I thought the driver of the motorcycle was not wearing clothing," Rolls said.

The deputy decided to follow the naked biker.

When Krauss ran a red light, Rolls pulled him over.

Video from a dashboard camera showed Rolls questioning Krauss.

When asked where he had been, Krauss stated, "I don’t know." Also, Krauss admitted he had been drinking and Rolls said there was a mild odor of alcohol emitting from him and his eyes were watery and bloodshot.

"I'm just trying to figure out why you don’t have any clothes on," the deputy said.

"Me too," Krauss replied.

"The defendant could not explain why he was not wearing any clothing," said Judge Cochran, Marion County Public Information Officer.

After field sobriety test was conducted, Krauss was placed under arrest and transported to the Marion County jail.

The sheriff's office said the incident is the fifth DUI for Krauss, who was released from the Marion County Jail Tuesday afternoon.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/20940854/detail.html
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 09:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Thor on September 16, 2009, 09:00:48 AM
Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75

OCALA, Fla. -- Police pulled over and arrested a naked man riding a motorcycle on I-75 in central Florida early Tuesday morning.

Marion County Sheriff’s Capt. Moshoji Rolls spotted J. Dante Krauss, 45, on a silver motorcycle on the interstate, wearing only his birthday suit.

"I thought the driver of the motorcycle was not wearing clothing," Rolls said.

The deputy decided to follow the naked biker.

When Krauss ran a red light, Rolls pulled him over.


Well it's a good thing the guy did something to give the cop an excuse to pull him over!  :rotf:
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 09:38:58 AM »
Who would have thought a nekkid biker would have been drunk? I am shocked!!!  :-)
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 09:39:10 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 16, 2009, 09:02:57 AM
Well it's a good thing the guy did something to give the cop an excuse to pull him over!  :rotf:
Knowing Florida, it's probably not illegal to ride your motorcycle nekkid. :-)
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 04:41:35 PM »
Hey Tantal, no offense, but Texas Laws aren't much better. I've seen 'tards riding their motorcycles with tennies, shorts, no shirt, no gloves, and no helmet. I just shake my head at the stupidity of some folks. (Point of clarification: Texas has no helmet law)
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2009, 09:50:26 AM »
Quote from: Thor on September 17, 2009, 04:41:35 PM
Hey Tantal, no offense, but Texas Laws aren't much better. I've seen 'tards riding their motorcycles with tennies, shorts, no shirt, no gloves, and no helmet. I just shake my head at the stupidity of some folks. (Point of clarification: Texas has no helmet law)

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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2009, 11:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Thor on September 17, 2009, 04:41:35 PM
Hey Tantal, no offense, but Texas Laws aren't much better. I've seen 'tards riding their motorcycles with tennies, shorts, no shirt, no gloves, and no helmet. I just shake my head at the stupidity of some folks. (Point of clarification: Texas has no helmet law)
Agreed. I always wear a full face helmet, jeans, boots (that cover the ankles), armored jacket, and usually armored gloves. I've grown rather fond of having skin.
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2009, 11:13:53 PM »
Those are usually the same ones I see swerving through traffic at 70mph.  401N in Raleigh had a crowd of goobers that spent all weekend with their little rice rockets zipping up and down the street.  I don't know why the police didn't monitor their little area more... maybe I should have mentioned it to them.  The again, everybody drives like they're in NASCAR on Capital Blvd... packs of cars all racing at 75 on a 55mph road.  God forbid you end up being 'lapped traffic' while minding your own business.
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 06:57:14 AM »
Quote from: Thor on September 16, 2009, 09:00:48 AM
"I'm just trying to figure out why you don’t have any clothes on," the deputy said.

"Me too," Krauss replied.

This made me chuckle. 
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 09:30:49 AM »
wonder if he has his donor card signed?
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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 11:43:51 AM »
Sometimes I'm ashamed to live in Floriduh.  :banghead:

I wonder if that idjit is related to this fool...

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Re: Naked Motorcyclist Stopped, Arrested On I-75 (Floriduh)
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 03:37:26 PM »
Quote from: debk on September 19, 2009, 09:30:49 AM
wonder if he has his donor card signed?

I don't want to know where he might have put it, even if he had signed it...  :uhsure:
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