I would hire a home-schooled mentally challenged person before I would hire a well edumucated DUmmy.
And as for "christian indoctrination", if I owned a cash business and needed to rely on employees not robbing me blind, I would hire all Mormons. I'm not a Mormon myself, but I know and/or am related to many. In my experience, I might have my hands full with them negotiating for higher pay up front, but I would not be worried about them stealing from me.