Hey, ya know what prick? I smoke because I ENJOY it, period! It's not up to you or anyone else to tell me what I can or cannot do! Think of it this way asshat, I'll die before I get my full benefits from your beloved Social Security pyramid scheme!
Anytime you butt nuggets pry yourselves into my private life, I'm going to be an asshole! As a matter of fact, "Toots" swears it's my middle name!
Now you dipshits want to do it with everything American. So much for freedom of choice, eh? Frikkin' DUmb SHits!