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Offline bijou

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Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« on: September 10, 2009, 11:03:27 AM »
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A pervert who got sexual thrills from manure has been jailed after he was caught pleasuring himself - in a muck spreader.

Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in the manure.

He was found wearing rubber gloves and playing in the manure for "sexual reasons", Truro Magistrates' Court heard.  ...

Cornwall, it's the Florida of England

He seemed to be very active that night, he must have been pooped.
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 11:05:28 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 10, 2009, 11:03:27 AM
Cornwall, it's the Florida of England

He seemed to be very active that night, he must have been pooped.
Guess he really did have a craptastic time.
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 11:34:03 AM »
Some people just don't give a shit what they do and where they do it.

....and liberalism has ruined another perfectly good word...."scat".
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 12:12:01 PM »
Maybe he was working on a honey of a load.

Since he's a repeat offender, I'm sure his nose knows no difference between poop and pop.
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »
Something smells about this story.
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 03:58:25 PM »
Sounds like a load of crap.  Or a load and crap.
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 04:11:29 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 10, 2009, 03:58:25 PM
Sounds like a load of crap.  Or a load and crap.

But are they both fertile?
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Re: Pervert got sex kicks in manure
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 06:21:40 PM »
Well now....

ain't this some shit?
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