So, my 11th grader comes home and says she needs to bring in an artifact for a presentation on "what it means to be American". I mull it over and then it comes to me.... I tell her to bring in her long form birth certificate. HA! I do love nuance!
Schade's going to hate me and I'm going to regret it, but...
*ahem*
If she needs to being in an
artifact, wouldn't she have to bring in
YOUR birth certificate, Schade?
*ducks and runs*