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Offline bijou

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Flippy Doo has a little fun
« on: February 27, 2008, 02:09:21 PM »


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live love laugh  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-27-08 12:10 PM
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Weird story of the day
This morning, I was doing some picking up around the house before leaving for work.

I go into the living room and pick up the junk mail from the coffee table then I go to other parts of the house.

As I come back through the house I see a white cylindrical object out of the corner of my eye. It is laying on the living room floor by the coffee table. It was not there when I left the living room.

I go over and pick it up and see a wick and recognize it as one of three candles that I have sitting in candle holders on a sofa table clear across the room.

I am the only one home at that point except the dog. There is no way that I can think of that the candle could have gotten in the middle of the living room floor.

That was just plain weird.

The good news is that I am moving in about three weeks.


 
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BanzaiBonnie  (780 posts)     Wed Feb-27-08 12:38 PM
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1. Remember... this is not real
 It's a holographic Universe and sometimes things just pop in and out. When a detail like that gets moved, it's a clue to the unreality of this place.


If you make up a spooky story about it <G> you can explain it in way that will lock it in for you. Now if you want to play the Human Game that way, that's fine. If you choose to use the misplaced candle as a clue, then you may be on another kind of adventure. Have fun.
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Lindsey  (1000+ posts)      Wed Feb-27-08 02:41 PM
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3. Things like this have happend to me before...
 I can't even tell you about one place where I lived and the things that happend there. It does confirm though that there is so much more to this life and out of this life. Look at it this way: it may be something that needed to happen for you to realize that the world is really not what it appears to be! peace 
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 02:28:01 PM »
did they get the blue pill and red pill mixed up again???
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 02:36:45 PM »
The reality based community. :lmao:
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 03:16:47 PM »
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BanzaiBonnie  (780 posts)     Wed Feb-27-08 12:38 PM
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1. Remember... this is not real
 It's a holographic Universe and sometimes things just pop in and out. When a detail like that gets moved, it's a clue to the unreality of this place.


If you make up a spooky story about it <G> you can explain it in way that will lock it in for you. Now if you want to play the Human Game that way, that's fine. If you choose to use the misplaced candle as a clue, then you may be on another kind of adventure. Have fun.


Whew! Parents, hide your children!

Meanwhile, place on top of head, jump on one foot, and suck deeply from the bong:
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 07:18:30 PM »
Note to DUmmies:

Most people, upon waking up from a drunk/drug OD and finding things out of place, do not ascribe it to "living in a holographic world".

You may now resume your regularly scheduled stoopid....
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 07:23:30 PM »
The idiot probably lit their crackpipe with the candle. 
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 07:24:28 PM »
I'll bet this is what happened (happens to me all the time) the DUmmie realized it was late for work and took off faster than the speed of light and ended up getting home before he left.  Then he remembered, it was a candle that made him late and he thew it across the room.  Then he had to sit around all day, waiting for him to catch up with himself.
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Re: Flippy Doo has a little fun
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2008, 07:47:38 AM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on February 27, 2008, 07:24:28 PM
I'll bet this is what happened (happens to me all the time) the DUmmie realized it was late for work and took off faster than the speed of light and ended up getting home before he left.  Then he remembered, it was a candle that made him late and he thew it across the room.  Then he had to sit around all day, waiting for him to catch up with himself.

YOU TOO?!?

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