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Offline thundley4

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Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« on: September 06, 2009, 06:24:11 AM »
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Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study.

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.
Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.
The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam results in mixed-sex schools.
Women, however, were not affected by chatting to a handsome man.
This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.
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I think it may be that blood flow is directed to a mans other "brain".  :naughty:

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 07:06:00 AM »
This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.

"Don't worry dear...it meant nothing to me....it was just another mating oppurtunity." Yeah, I'm sure that would work.
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 07:06:51 AM »
No duh.  I expect the results for the women's part might have been different if they had picked "Powerful" instead of "Hnadsome," women have somewhat different criteria for opportunistic mating.
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 07:22:12 AM »
No duh.  I expect the results for the women's part might have been different if they had picked "Powerful" instead of "Hnadsome," women have somewhat different criteria for opportunistic mating.

Basically the female criteria boils down to a larger sex organ and more money(power).

I use as evidence the fact that the female reporters on Obama's campaign plane were commenting on the "package" in his pants rather than his political package.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 09:01:21 AM »
Now this is just an excuse for the married gals to say, "So thats why mu hubby is such an idiot! I'm too beautiful!"

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 09:36:00 AM »
Now this is just an excuse for the married gals to say, "So thats why mu hubby is such an idiot! I'm too beautiful!"

OTOH, it makes for a good excuse while saying something stupid to our wives.  :-)

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 09:50:15 AM »
So that's why we all act like 14-year-old when we talk to Schade...

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 10:01:55 AM »
I love this topic. In other news, water is wet.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 10:15:44 AM »
OK, gang here is a scientific test.
---YOU ARE ON YOUR HONOR TO BE HONEST---

Follow the directions closely.
1) Scroll down to the picture of the pretty girl below.
2) Count 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, and scroll back up.
3) Answer these questions without looking anywhere back.
    A) Where is she?
    B) What color are her pants?
    c) Is she wearing a watch?
















remember you have ONLY 5 seconds...then scroll back up
































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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 10:17:04 AM »
I love this topic. In other news, water is wet.  :evillaugh:

Mehmm neh heh... ert.  :heart:
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 10:21:00 AM »
OK, gang here is a scientific test.
---YOU ARE ON YOUR HONOR TO BE HONEST---

Follow the directions closely.
1) Scroll down to the picture of the pretty girl below.
2) Count 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, and scroll back up.
3) Answer these questions without looking anywhere back.
    A) Where is she?
    B) What color are her pants?
    c) Is she wearing a watch?
















remember you have ONLY 5 seconds...then scroll back up

































I said she was wearing a watch, but it might just be a bracelet.  You should have had the questions after the pic, it's too easy this way.

Here is an interesting optical illusion.  See if you can see the boat in the picture.


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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 10:36:25 AM »
AH Ha!
My point is made, you forgot to answer the first two questions!

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 10:43:57 AM »
AH Ha!
My point is made, you forgot to answer the first two questions!

A) She in a grocery store
B) Forgot the question
C) She is being watched
D) Is there a "D"? Is there a boat?

« Last Edit: September 06, 2009, 11:04:53 AM by ReardenSteel »
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 10:58:46 AM »
AH Ha!
My point is made, you forgot to answer the first two questions!

I didn't mention the first two, because I had them right. I mentioned the third because it was ambiguous .

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2009, 11:57:31 AM »
Menz!!!! :rofl:
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2009, 09:04:40 PM »
I love this topic. In other news, water is wet.  :evillaugh:


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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2009, 09:14:21 PM »
Menz!!!! :rofl:


Mmmm-hmmm. Oh; I'm sorry.  I lost my train of thought for a moment.  What were you saying again?   :-)
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2009, 09:35:10 PM »
So that's why we all act like 14-year-old when we talk to Schade...

Yup.

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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2009, 09:36:47 PM »
But I get all goofy when I am talking to all of you guys! All you guys make me feel like a teenager again.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2009, 09:58:32 PM »
But I get all goofy when I am talking to all of you guys! All you guys make me feel like a teenager again.  :evillaugh:

Ummmm...  errr...  hmmm...

What's your name?  I lost focus.
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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2009, 10:32:51 AM »
OK, gang here is a scientific test.
---YOU ARE ON YOUR HONOR TO BE HONEST---

Follow the directions closely.
1) Scroll down to the picture of the pretty girl below.
2) Count 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, and scroll back up.
3) Answer these questions without looking anywhere back.
    A) Where is she?
    B) What color are her pants?
    c) Is she wearing a watch?
















remember you have ONLY 5 seconds...then scroll back up


































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Re: Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2009, 04:37:11 PM »
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Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women


Actually, we cant speak when we have a hard tongue.
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.