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Offline Mr Mannn

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Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« on: September 06, 2009, 05:04:39 AM »
Now understand The Ministry of the Obvious actually Paid scientists to study this.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1211479/Proof-womens-chests-really-mans-fixation.html?ITO=1490
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Women have long complained that their faces are often the last thing men look at – and now a scientific study has proved them right.

Researchers found that virtually half – 47 per cent – of men first glance at a woman’s chest. A third of the so-called ‘first fixations’ are on the waist and hips, while fewer than
20 per cent look at the face.

Not only are breasts often the first thing men look at, they also glance at them for longer than any other body part, the experts discovered.


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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 05:10:11 AM »
They got it all wrong. Its the eye makeup that makes all the difference!

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 06:01:34 AM »
They got it all wrong. Its the eye makeup that makes all the difference!


You're right. I noticed her eyes before anything else. (they show first while scrolling down)

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 06:48:16 AM »

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 06:56:16 AM »
I'm equal oppurtunity.  I'll check out whichever direction is facing me first.   :-)
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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 06:58:07 AM »
I'm equal oppurtunity.  I'll check out whichever direction is facing me first.   :-)

Don't you hate it when you see a lovely figure from behind and she turns out to be  a "butterface".  :-)

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 07:01:54 AM »
Eyes?.....Eyes?....Those large potatoes have eyes?
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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 08:31:07 AM »
Oh my.

I'm the odd man out here.

The first thing I notice in a person, female or male, is the mouth and teeth.

Of course, we all know why that is.
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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 08:35:43 AM »
Oh my.

I'm the odd man out here.

The first thing I notice in a person, female or male, is the mouth and teeth.

Of course, we all know why that is.

Us old regulars might but you might better add an explanation for the newer ones. Wouldn't want'em to get any funny ideas.... :rotf:
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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 09:05:12 AM »
Oh my.

I'm the odd man out here.

The first thing I notice in a person, female or male, is the mouth and teeth.

Of course, we all know why that is.

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 09:57:09 AM »
Can't help but notice that this is yet another Lounge topic chosen with an eye toward ammassing gratuitous pics of scantly clad women. I have to say, I really like that.
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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 10:01:17 AM »
Can't help but notice that this is yet another Lounge topic chosen with an eye toward ammassing gratuitous pics of scantly clad women. I have to say, I really like that.
No, no no. Its for science!

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 10:01:47 AM »
Can't help but notice that this is yet another Lounge topic chosen with an eye toward ammassing gratuitous pics of scantly clad women. I have to say, I really like that.

Oh, what the heck!  It's your birthday....

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 10:20:27 AM »
Seriously guys, whats the first thing you notice about this pic?

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2009, 10:22:03 AM »
Seriously guys, whats the first thing you notice about this pic?


That she's the one with the naked video online, that was filmed in her hotel room.  :evillaugh:

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2009, 10:23:43 AM »
That she's the one with the naked video online, that was filmed in her hotel room.  :evillaugh:
I was going to reference her hair...

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2009, 10:33:53 AM »
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No, no no. Its for science!
Er, I meant to say gratuitous science? And also, scantly clad art!

Oh, what the heck!  It's your birthday....

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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2009, 10:47:55 AM »


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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 10:39:46 AM »
Can't help but notice that this is yet another Lounge topic chosen with an eye toward ammassing gratuitous pics of scantly clad women. I have to say, I really like that.



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Re: Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 10:50:36 AM »
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Science Proves that Men See a Woman's Chest First, Face Last

and how much money did they spend to come to this conclusion? Hell that's the first thing that enters the room when "Toots" turns the corner! What the hell did they expect?
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