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Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« on: February 27, 2008, 12:54:05 PM »
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Capable of crushing a car between its massive jaws, this monster of the deep ruled the oceans 150million years ago.


The fossilised "sea rex" unearthed on an Arctic island measures 50ft from nose to tail and is the largest marine reptile known to science.

Nicknamed The Monster, the colossal creature ruled the prehistoric seas, ably equipped with dozens of machete-sharp teeth packed into a huge jaws with the grip of a hydraulic press.

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Making Jaws look like a goldfish.
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2008, 12:55:41 PM »
...and they are probably working on getting additional funding to prove that globalwarming, B*sh, and SUV's caused it's early demise.   :-)
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 01:09:59 PM »
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2008, 04:29:05 PM »
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Capable of crushing a car between its massive jaws, this monster of the deep ruled the oceans 150million years ago.


The fossilised "sea rex" unearthed on an Arctic island measures 50ft from nose to tail and is the largest marine reptile known to science.

Nicknamed The Monster, the colossal creature ruled the prehistoric seas, ably equipped with dozens of machete-sharp teeth packed into a huge jaws with the grip of a hydraulic press.

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See the first mistake here is why would anyone drive their car around in a fjord so this thing can get you?  :mental:
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 04:44:09 PM »
I didn't realize they had cars 150 million years ago.
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2008, 04:59:37 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 27, 2008, 04:44:09 PM
I didn't realize they had cars 150 million years ago.
Yep, SUV's caused the end of the ice age.   :-)
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 07:25:26 PM »
It seems this find has also cleared up another paleological mystery, namely, what happened to the Neanderthals.

Turns out, it seems they were fond of driving these:

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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 07:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 27, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
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Capable of crushing a car between its massive jaws, this monster of the deep ruled the oceans 150million years ago.


The fossilised "sea rex" unearthed on an Arctic island measures 50ft from nose to tail and is the largest marine reptile known to science.

Nicknamed The Monster, the colossal creature ruled the prehistoric seas, ably equipped with dozens of machete-sharp teeth packed into a huge jaws with the grip of a hydraulic press.

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See the first mistake here is why would anyone drive their car around in a fjord so this thing can get you?  :mental:

What, you never heard "have you driven a Fjord, lately"?
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 08:14:19 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 27, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
Quote from: Randy on February 27, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
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Capable of crushing a car between its massive jaws, this monster of the deep ruled the oceans 150million years ago.


The fossilised "sea rex" unearthed on an Arctic island measures 50ft from nose to tail and is the largest marine reptile known to science.

Nicknamed The Monster, the colossal creature ruled the prehistoric seas, ably equipped with dozens of machete-sharp teeth packed into a huge jaws with the grip of a hydraulic press.

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See the first mistake here is why would anyone drive their car around in a fjord so this thing can get you?  :mental:

What, you never heard "have you driven a Fjord, lately"?


 :rotf: :lmao:

You should be Pun-ished severely for that, fd3000 :-)
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Re: Sea monster capable of biting a car in half discovered in Norway
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 08:20:11 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on February 27, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
Quote from: Randy on February 27, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
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Capable of crushing a car between its massive jaws, this monster of the deep ruled the oceans 150million years ago.


The fossilised "sea rex" unearthed on an Arctic island measures 50ft from nose to tail and is the largest marine reptile known to science.

Nicknamed The Monster, the colossal creature ruled the prehistoric seas, ably equipped with dozens of machete-sharp teeth packed into a huge jaws with the grip of a hydraulic press.

...


See the first mistake here is why would anyone drive their car around in a fjord so this thing can get you?  :mental:

What, you never heard "have you driven a Fjord, lately"?

Yeah, you really Taurus up with that one.   :-)
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