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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200366238168QuoteThis is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. This specimen was squoozed only a week ago, and still has a warm salty feel to it. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift from this Mythical Jizz so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Just a few squirts of it in your hair will give you the glowing ora that only monogamously challenged strippers have under the blacklight.Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid WiselyQuoteWinning bid: US $31.00
This is possibly the only jar of Unicorn semen left in the united states.Unicorns were bred for their magic and keen night hunting skills to protect lepreachauns that had been injured in battle during the civil war. Unicorns were only found in two places on the planet, the northern and southern hemispheres. This specimen was squoozed only a week ago, and still has a warm salty feel to it. Anyone in possession of this rare and magical fluid will be able to swim with the wolves and fly with the dolphins as its powers are still being found.I opened the jar while i was on my computer and my computer flickered for a minute and i realized the semen had helped me kill Yogg-Saron on my World of Warcraft account and i recieved the Shawl of Haunted memories and the Mantle of the Wayward Conqueror. i have already been blessed and recieved my gift from this Mythical Jizz so i'm going to pass the power onto someone else. Just a few squirts of it in your hair will give you the glowing ora that only monogamously challenged strippers have under the blacklight.Do not drink the unicorn semen as the power is too much for the human digestive system and could change your DNA and give you the shits. Bid, but Bid Wisely
Winning bid: US $31.00
That there is some funny spunk.
Thundly, THANK YOU!!!!I was looking for that video clip yesterday and couldn't find it!!!
