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Offline seabelle

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DU T-Shirt Contest
« on: September 01, 2009, 02:01:21 PM »
So I was bored and stopped by the BOTC's (Barrack Obama Turd Corps) board to see what liberal lies I'll be defending this week.  We should have a contest too ! 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6436665

God, they are mean, humorless people.  Not one "entry" so far that makes sense.
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 02:08:46 PM »
Needless to say none of them are in advertising.  Or if they are, they're constantly on the verge of being fired for not making the coffee right.

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 02:54:13 PM »
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63. "You can't HANDLE the truth."
   
Edited on Tue Sep-01-09 02:12 PM by Zavulon
Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:

"Republicans, we live in a country with people who need help. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Rush Limbaugh? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rich and curse the middle class and poor; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that taxes and social programs, while expensive, probably save lives, and that their existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you WANT us on that wall, you NEED us on that wall. We use words like compassion, caring, helping. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to create something. You use them as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to people who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very security we provide and then questions the manner in which we provide it. We would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, we suggest that you pick up a petition and run for office. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think the needy aren't entitled to."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a maroon.
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 03:08:45 PM »
I made this just for the primitives....



And this...




And for us, we have this...




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Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:

What a schwanzkopf.
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 03:09:15 PM »
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"You can't HANDLE the truth."
  
Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and the following on the back:

"Republicans, we live in a country with people who need help. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Rush Limbaugh? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the rich ....

Actually, this isn't a bad idea, it just needs to be ammended to reflect the truth the libs can't handle. Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and on the back put "Vote Democrat!  End up like Santiago"

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 03:11:49 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 01, 2009, 03:09:15 PM
Actually, this isn't a bad idea, it just needs to be ammended to reflect the truth the libs can't handle. Put "You can't handle the truth" on the front of the shirt, and on the back put "Vote Democrat!  End up like Santiago"

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 03:15:29 PM »
"T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this t-shirt myself."
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 03:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 01, 2009, 03:15:29 PM
"T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this t-shirt myself."

 :clap: :II:

Or even "T-shirts are a right and I shouldn't have to pay for this at all."

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
And who appointed you the expert on what we think?

I'll tell ya what, you eliminate the fraud you assholes close your eyes to every day and we'll talk!

Self appointed important. Don't ya just love 'em?
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 03:22:27 PM »
My vote for the most nonsensical comes from Gman2.  I have no idea what he's talking about.

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60. The working class can beat the crap outta the investor class. 
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 03:23:17 PM »
"Vote Democratic, It's Easier than Working"

I think I've seen that here or at CU, but always a personal favorite  :lmao:


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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 03:26:03 PM »
This one will be good in a few years if they get this atrocity passed: "I went to the hospital for an emergency surgery, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 03:42:40 PM »
Liberalism: The gift that keeps on taking
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 03:46:54 PM »


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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:32 PM »
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:46 PM »
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2009, 05:23:19 PM »
OBAMA HAS THE ANSWER

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2009, 05:38:29 PM »
Here's the money you could be keeping if you vote Republican...



Here's the money you'll end up keeping under Zerobama...





Any questions?

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2009, 05:41:24 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 01, 2009, 05:38:29 PM
Here's the money you could be keeping if you vote Republican...



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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2009, 05:43:32 PM »
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2009, 05:43:57 PM »
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN

OBAMA......NOT SO MUCH
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 05:49:10 PM »
Let's see if I can modify this:

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CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN



OBAMA......NOT SO MUCH



You like?
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2009, 10:47:28 AM »
"I voted for free ponies and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt."

 :lmao:
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Re: DU T-Shirt Contest
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2009, 10:41:31 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2009, 10:46:03 PM »
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