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Offline The Village Idiot

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Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« on: August 28, 2009, 06:23:06 PM »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Today the do-nothing Premier of Manitoba who has ruled with a jelly fist of embarassment resigned the post he has held since 1999. He kept none of his promises and left Manitoba a worse place.

So, even though I am a Texan and can't present a valid birth certificate, and have NO experience running anything, I feel that I can do a better job. That is correct. I offer hope and change! I offer to bring some common sense and fiscal restraint by being a tightwad.

Gary Doer failed the good people of Manitoba (& the freaks who elected him) and I can succeed them! Or something.


If Doer didn't do'er, Looney can Get'er done!
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 06:25:57 PM »
Quote from: FGL on August 28, 2009, 06:23:06 PM
a jelly fist of embarrassment...
:lmao:

I'd vote for you!  I'm not a resident of Manitoba, but I don't think they would mind.
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 06:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 28, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
:lmao:

I'd vote for you!  I'm not a resident of Manitoba, but I don't think they would mind.

You don't have to be a resident of Manitoba, just give your vital information to your nearest LAYCORN representative, and he'll be certain you vote early and often for Mr. Looney.
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 06:39:22 PM »
Did you write that FGL?
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 07:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2009, 06:39:22 PM
Did you write that FGL?

lol.  ::)

What makes you think that? maybe its from my, um, Campaign Communications Department or something
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 09:01:02 PM »
I'm totally voting for him! All three times!!! :-) I wanna be the Secretary of Fun though!
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Re: Floyd Looney announces candidacy....
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2009, 01:46:50 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 28, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
I'm totally voting for him! All three times!!! :-) I wanna be the Secretary of Fun though!

We are totally going to turn one of those counties into a giant amusement park!
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