http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2921635Oh my.
The large proboscised primitive, the one who doesn't like rural folk, and who got all bent out of shape when his cat pissed on him.
I still suspect the large proboscised primitive is a mole of someone over at the other place.
Anyway.
Cyrano (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 04:36 PM
Original message
I'm more patriotic than you.
I’ve had my fingernails and toenails pulled and replaced with little plastic American flags.
I’ve got 50 stars lasered onto the upper left side of my butt, with stripes covering all else.
American flags on sticks are implanted in my ears. You should see me on a windy day.
My contact lenses are red, white and blue. It’s a USA world out there.
Large flag pins are welded to my chest where my lapels would be when I’m dressed.
A small kudzu statue of Bush holding a flag is implanted on top of my head.
An American flag tattoo covers my privates. Reveille makes me happy. Taps doesn’t.
If we ever get a 51st state, I am so, so screwed.
Oh my.
The rustic-hating large proboscised primitive seems to misunderstand what being patriotic means, and it doesn't mean anything the feline-hating large proboscised primitive thinks it does.
Cyrano (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 04:41 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. The Museum of Modern Art in NY is considering displaying me in April.
democrank (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 04:41 PM
Response to Original message
4. I`m more patriotic than you.
Whenever I make meatloaf, I divide the top into 50 little sections and hand-color each one with a state motto.
Plus, I have a LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT bumper sticker
Redstone (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 04:43 PM
Response to Original message
6. Well, I'm so patriotic, I even PISS red, white, and blue. No, you can't watch.
Hmmmm.
The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive should have a urinalysis.
Doesn't constant drug use (licit and illicit) mess up the liquid bodily wastes?
DiktatrW (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 06:52 PM
Response to Reply #6
9. Sounds like the clap, better get that looked at.
Or it could be that, of course.
Cyrano (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 07:30 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. Penicillin can cure just so much. Super patriotism is a disease that will probably outlast us all and could well be the fall of humanity. It's tribalism run amok.
Cyrano (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 05:06 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. Too gauche. However, I do have a red, white and blue athletic support.
On edit: I can't fall asleep without my red, white and blue strobe lights flashing.
Cyrano (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-25-08 07:47 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. I don't know. The last doctor who told me to turn my head and cough saluted me.
It's mostly a sophomoric primitive silliness, this bonfire.
But doesn't the large proboscised primitive sound familiar?--the twin of someone we all know over at the other place?
By the way, one wonders if lurking primitives are aware this site has a "shout box," but it's visible only to registered members; guests can't see it. The primitives are discussed much in this "shout box."
