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WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« on: February 26, 2008, 12:22:50 PM »
One day he's an intellectual, the next he's a badass.  Pick one Will, pick one.

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OK, that's it. That's JUST ABOUT ****ING ENOUGH, thank you. 
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"I swear it is my great hope tha McCain wins the election"

Your great hope? Really? If so, you need to get out of the house more...so you can find some nice highway traffic to play in, you wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery shitass excuse for an American.

Second time in 48 hours I've seen this exact sentiment posted ON DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND. And no, it wasn't posted by the same person. Maybe it is only troll shit, but I don't care.

I don't give one wet slippery shit who you support for the nomination.

I don't care if you vote in the general come November, either. If you're so catastrophically ****ed in the head that you don't know the difference between the Devil and the deep blue sea come November, well...you represent 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002% of the left-leaning electorate, so we can pretty much survive your masturbatory self-righteous abstinence...just so long as you say thanks once things start getting better, which they will, NO MATTER which of our kids wins the balloon party this summer.

I don't care.

But. I. Swear. To. God.

If I see another poster in this godforsaken testical-kick of a forum say they hope the GOP wins the White House in November, I will personally burn your ****ing house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again.

Oh, and **** YOURSELF to boot. Yes, you. You're thinking about daring me on this. Don't. I know where you live.

The Supreme Court matters, assbag. Choice matters. Lather rinse repeat.

Gonna be a lot of smoke and sore-ass birds if this stupid idiotic self-destructive garbage comes up again on my watch.

Jesus.

Yeah.

I had to ****ing say that.




 
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81. Tell me again about the indictments, Lenny -- I mean Pitty . . . n/t
 
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62. A DUer who wants McCain to win should be immediately TSed.
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69. I've posted this reply elswhere, but it fits very well here...
 That's okay. You Hillbot dipshits go throw your fits and sit out the next election, or vote for McCain. Just know I'll be hoping for your slow death for the TREASON that sitting out the next election represents. That is assuming you KNOW what the hell is going on in the world and your not a conservative nutjob, if so then sitting out the election is definite TREASON. So, let's stop saying your going to commit TREASON by sitting out the election...when you know how bad we're screwed if you don't. Anything but a landslide will be overturned by DieBold. WAKE UP!!

You want to know why Hillary CAN'T become your super special first woman president? She isn't good enough. Too many women realize that having a GOOD first woman president is more important that having it right this second. Cut it out with this give to me now entitlement BS and look at the big picture.
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LizW  (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-26-08 12:34 PM
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146. William, you've forgotten 2004
 Don't you remember your famous "schadenfreude" post at the height of the Dean movement in 2004? You came perilously close to saying you hoped Dean lost the general election and that you would laugh at all us Deanies if he did.

Papa, don't preach.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 12:27:50 PM »
The.Bostonian.Drunkard.must.have.been.reading.some.arcane.writer.and.adopted.the.style.

This.is.the.second.time.in.two.days.the.Bostonian.Drunkard's.done.this.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »
Like that pansy little ***** could physically intimidate anyone.

If I was a regular over there I would ask him where he wanted to meet to put up or shut up.

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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 12:30:01 PM »
Hey Willpit. Take a  :chill:
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 12:30:31 PM »
Well if he's going to eat lye and punch himself in the face..... :-)
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 12:43:19 PM »
He really should check himself into a facility and get dried out, no really..... :mental:


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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 12:48:16 PM »
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146. William, you've forgotten 2004
 Don't you remember your famous "schadenfreude" post at the height of the Dean movement in 2004? You came perilously close to saying you hoped Dean lost the general election and that you would laugh at all us Deanies if he did.

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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 12:57:58 PM »
Like that pansy little ***** could physically intimidate anyone.

If I was a regular over there I would ask him where he wanted to meet to put up or shut up.



One of the DUmmies about 3 years ago was talking big about how he could whup @ss on any of the folks at CU that frequented the B/W forum...I believ ehis name was "The Watcher".  CU member TxRadioguy gave him specific instructions on where to meet him at Ftl Riley...what he'd be wearing and what time.\

The DUmmie...on the DU thread being watched in the B/W at CU backed down.

If they won't back up their tough talk they spew to conservatives...they sure ain't gonna back it up to fellow Libs.
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 03:14:49 PM »
You know, one wonders if the primitives know--probably no, they don't know--that there's a "shout box" here visible to all registered members; guests can't see it.

And in this "shout box" we.....discuss the primitives.

I think perhaps some lurking primitives should perhaps register, so as to read the "shout box"?

It's safe; it's not like a fist is going to come crashing out of the computer monitor.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 05:47:37 PM »
You know, one wonders if the primitives know--probably no, they don't know--that there's a "shout box" here visible to all registered members; guests can't see it.

And in this "shout box" we.....discuss the primitives.

I think perhaps some lurking primitives should perhaps register, so as to read the "shout box"?

It's safe; it's not like a fist is going to come crashing out of the computer monitor.



Well,probably not anyways. :uhsure:

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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 05:55:27 PM »
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Second time in 48 hours I've seen this exact sentiment posted ON DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND....

Is that regular, consecutive hours or business hours?
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 06:06:32 PM »
Like that pansy little ***** could physically intimidate anyone.

If I was a regular over there I would ask him where he wanted to meet to put up or shut up.



One of the DUmmies about 3 years ago was talking big about how he could whup @ss on any of the folks at CU that frequented the B/W forum...I believ ehis name was "The Watcher".  CU member TxRadioguy gave him specific instructions on where to meet him at Ftl Riley...what he'd be wearing and what time.\

The DUmmie...on the DU thread being watched in the B/W at CU backed down.

If they won't back up their tough talk they spew to conservatives...they sure ain't gonna back it up to fellow Libs.

Great info, Sarge -- SOP for the all-mouth pansies.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 07:00:33 PM »
The internet penis is strong in that one but like 99% of liberals he will back down if there are real consequences to be had.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 07:01:54 PM »
The internet penis is strong in that one but like 99% of liberals he will back down if there are real consequences to be had.
He wont even remember posting it when he sobers up.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 09:32:18 PM »
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I will personally burn your ****ing house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again.

Didn't he give this same speech after Andy S. expired? It hasn't gotten any more frightening in the interim, Will.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2008, 10:24:50 PM »
WeeWillyPitStain summed up in one posting.  I've heard it said many times that a drunk speaks the truth while intoxicated.

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... wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery shitass excuse for an American. [ Common trait of a prolific poster at DU; self loathing ]


...we can  survive masturbatory self-righteous abstinence...just so long as you say thanks once things start getting better [ Pit calls out for a reach around here ]

...another testical-kick [ Hitting on straight men in a bar is not advisable Pit ]

...pee your pants and promise never to do it again.  [ Been thrown outta the bar again? ]

...**** YOURSELF  [ Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate! ]

...assbag. Lather rinse repeat.  [ hmmm ... you practice good hygiene? ]

...a lot of  sore-ass birds...  [ Another reference to buttsects ... come outta the closet Will! ]



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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2008, 10:42:51 PM »
WeeWillyPitStain summed up in one posting.  I've heard it said many times that a drunk speaks the truth while intoxicated.

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... wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery shitass excuse for an American. [ Common trait of a prolific poster at DU; self loathing ]


...we can  survive masturbatory self-righteous abstinence...just so long as you say thanks once things start getting better [ Pit calls out for a reach around here ]

...another testical-kick [ Hitting on straight men in a bar is not advisable Pit ]

...pee your pants and promise never to do it again.  [ Been thrown outta the bar again? ]

...**** YOURSELF  [ Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate! ]

...assbag. Lather rinse repeat.  [ hmmm ... you practice good hygiene? ]

...a lot of  sore-ass birds...  [ Another reference to buttsects ... come outta the closet Will! ]



I noticed in that post he is really obsessed with the scatological.  Kind of tells me where his head is at.
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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2008, 06:36:27 AM »
He.

Is.

Such.

A.

Tool.


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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2008, 06:41:27 AM »
He.

Is.

Such.

A.

Tool.


 :rotf: 

Ah.you.noticed.that.too.

I'm.trying.to.figure.out.which.writer.has.that."style".as.the.Bostonian.Drunkard.was.obviously.affected.by.that.particular.writer.whoever.it.is.

This.is.a.new.phenomenon.with.the.Bostonian.Drunkard.who.started.it.only.this.week.
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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2008, 06:43:56 AM »
I noticed in that post he is really obsessed with the scatological.  Kind of tells me where his head is at.

Up BenBurch's ass?

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Re: WillPit is back in the bottle doing the badass thing.
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2008, 12:15:10 PM »
I noticed in that post he is really obsessed with the scatological.  Kind of tells me where his head is at.

Up BenBurch's ass?


When one's head is up an ass, does it make much difference who's it is?

At any rate, he is writing what he sees.
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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2008, 12:29:22 PM »
He.

Is.

Such.

A.

Tool.


 :rotf: 

Ah.you.noticed.that.too.

I'm.trying.to.figure.out.which.writer.has.that."style".as.the.Bostonian.Drunkard.was.obviously.affected.by.that.particular.writer.whoever.it.is.

This.is.a.new.phenomenon.with.the.Bostonian.Drunkard.who.started.it.only.this.week.

I beg to differ.  Pitt's Purple Prose has used that over the top technique for quite. A. Few. Years.
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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2008, 01:31:05 PM »
I beg to differ.  Pitt's Purple Prose has used that over the top technique for quite. A. Few. Years.

I dunno; it must have been one of those obvious things that went right over my head, then.

I never noticed it until earlier this week.

Of course, I've read a lot of the Bostonian Drunkard, but reading the Bostonian Drunkard is like looking at mud, where one doesn't see anything distinctive, just.....mud.
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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2008, 01:32:54 PM »
I beg to differ.  Pitt's Purple Prose has used that over the top technique for quite. A. Few. Years.

I dunno; it must have been one of those obvious things that went right over my head, then.

I never noticed it until earlier this week.

Of course, I've read a lot of the Bostonian Drunkard, but reading the Bostonian Drunkard is like looking at mud, where one doesn't see anything distinctive, just.....mud.

It is possible -- as you said, it is tough to extract the shit from the mud in his writings.  And he does seem to be using that silly little high school writing technique more lately.  Maybe he puts a period after each swig from the bottle.
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« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2008, 07:15:45 PM »
I beg to differ.  Pitt's Purple Prose has used that over the top technique for quite. A. Few. Years.

I dunno; it must have been one of those obvious things that went right over my head, then.

I never noticed it until earlier this week.

Of course, I've read a lot of the Bostonian Drunkard, but reading the Bostonian Drunkard is like looking at mud, where one doesn't see anything distinctive, just.....mud.

Yeah, actually he has used it on occasion over the years, usually not as heavy-handedly though using it at all is by nature a rather heavy-handed literary device (or, in his hands, an affectation).
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