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Offline Flame

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My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« on: August 24, 2009, 02:15:44 PM »
SO, I was a Wal-mart today, and I was waiting at the Deli counter while the deli guy was helping another lady, and he said something about making more mistakes today than he had in the past 3 years put together, and shaking his head at himself.  I piped in and said maybe he needed a vacation, and the lady he was helping turned around and said "The only person who can afford a vacation these days is our president", and I answered "Yeah, 'cause we're paying for it!".

No conversion, no cops, no bushes, but it WAS the first time a complete stranger said something about politcs like that!  :tongue:

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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 02:19:19 PM »
Nice, Flame! :evillaugh:
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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 02:19:33 PM »
Now, that's a real story.
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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 02:22:54 PM »
One bong.

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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 02:35:40 PM »
One bong.

Only 1?  I started with "so" and it was at Wal-Mart!   That's worth at least 2!

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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 02:55:41 PM »
Only 1?  I started with "so" and it was at Wal-Mart!   That's worth at least 2!
He's so mean. I'd give that at least 5 (it would have been 6 but there was no round of applause).  :-)



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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 02:57:50 PM »
I'm going to have to hang out at Walmart more often. It seems that most people in the line only talk to people they are with, and the cashiers are friendly if bored.

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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 07:48:02 PM »
I would have given it an extra bong, had you screamed at the person or had you "converted" them.
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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 09:04:07 PM »
I would have given it an extra bong, had you screamed at the person or had you "converted" them.
And left with the clerk and an audience all applauding you...   :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 08:03:50 AM »
I give you 4 bongs!!!! :-)

You would have gotten 5 if a cop had jumped out of the bushes though.
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Re: My almost sorta real live BOUNCY!
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 08:07:50 AM »
BURN!  :rotf:

I give 4 bongs!  :-)