Author Topic: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger! (Read 29777 times)

I thought it was hilarious....on the "do's and don't's" paperwork the hospital sent home with me....the very first thing is "NO SEX". I didn't know if it was a directive or an editorial comment.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #106 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:46:40 PM »

Quote from: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:44:02 PM

I'm thinking you might be one of "teh ghey"

I did just add my old sig line back at CU, which you actually accidentally wrote for me.

Voted Hottest Chick - my hotness transcends gender.

BEG · « **Reply #107 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:46:40 PM

I did just add my old sig line back at CU, which you actually accidentally wrote for me.

Voted Hottest Chick - my hotness transcends gender.

It wasn't by accident, you are the hottest chick....that also doubles as a dude.

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #108 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:52:21 PM »

OMG... leave it to BEG, Undies and Wiggums to turn an otherwise serious thread upside down!

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #109 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:54:13 PM »

Quote from: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:51:45 PM

It wasn't by accident, you are the hottest chick....that also doubles as a dude.

That would make him a dual purpose dude.... a dualdude. If you say dualdude fast 100 times, I guarantee you will say dildo at least once. Trust me, I just tried it.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #110 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:55:14 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:52:21 PM

OMG... leave it to BEG, Undies and Wiggums to turn an otherwise serious thread upside down!

That's why you love us.

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #111 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:57:05 PM »

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:55:14 PM

That's why you love us.

You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!

BEG · « **Reply #112 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:58:12 PM »

Quote from: Lord Undies on August 23, 2009, 09:45:30 PM

I thought it was hilarious....on the "do's and don't's" paperwork the hospital sent home with me....the very first thing is "NO SEX". I didn't know if it was a directive or an editorial comment.

If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #113 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:57:05 PM

You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!

Unavailable in what way?

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #114 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:59:42 PM »

Quote from: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:58:12 PM

If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.

Oh I see.

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #115 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:00:51 PM »

Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:59:35 PM

Unavailable in what way?

Or am I the one who is unavailable? Hmmm? I better inform myself.

BEG · « **Reply #116 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:02:28 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:57:05 PM

You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!

I'm available....

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #117 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:04:01 PM »

Quote from: BEG on August 23, 2009, 10:02:28 PM

I'm available....

Look how easy you are when it comes to me!

Lord Undies · « **Reply #118 on:** August 23, 2009, 10:05:33 PM »

Quote from: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:58:12 PM

If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.

Lard nose I wouldn't want to come between Schade and her desires. It would be a sticky situation.