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jinxmchue
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Will Chuck Norris blend?
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[youtube=425,350]NdD54rG9oQA[/youtube]
I laughed.
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Pretty funny.
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That was freaking awesome!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris goes to bed with the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Jesus turned water into wine because Chuck Norris told him to.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But no one has been cured because he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing cows at a chain link fence.
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Behind Chuck Norris's beard is another fist.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/how-tough-is-chuck-norris/1420138087
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The Bible was originally titled, "Chuck Norris and Friends."
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