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Offline thundley4

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Her ass winked at me !!! I swear !!
« on: August 21, 2009, 07:19:16 PM »
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Winkers: the jeans that wink at you
Friday, August 21, 2009
Meet the jeans that wink as you walk.
The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington.

Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice.
He says he was sure that her jeans-clad bottom winked at him as she strolled by. A little more thought, and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds was born.

Wink, Blink or link


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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 07:25:57 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 07:28:01 PM »
I was expecting something different.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 07:36:50 PM »
WTH?????? Spork please!!! :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 07:55:28 PM »
Surely they could have found better models!

That first one looks like she borrowed greenbriar's ass.

And that's bad.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 07:59:24 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2009, 07:55:28 PM
Surely they could have found better models!

That first one looks like she borrowed greenbriar's ass.

And that's bad.

I don't think they would work on slimmer models, besides they look like those "mom jeans" that 0Bama wore in St. Louis for that baseball game.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Her ass winked at me !!! I swear !!
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 08:34:24 PM »
I am not sure I would feel comforable having eyes on my ass (on the pants or otherwise). I am not sure I would feel comforable wearing pants designed by a "grandfather of seven". Just weird.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 08:41:00 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on August 21, 2009, 08:34:24 PM
I am not sure I would feel comforable having eyes on my ass (on the pants or otherwise).

I know women are not that clueless! That's why it takes them an all-day
shopping trip to pick out a pair of jeans.

It's lke that chick in the Cadillac commercial who says, "You want 'em to hate to see you
go, but love to watch you leave.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 09:15:07 PM »
Edgy! :lmao:
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 09:17:52 PM »
altighty then, a good Friday nite thread ought not go to waste.

This reminds me of the time BEG's ass winked at me, remind me to tell ya about it sometime!
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 09:18:32 PM »
I am channeling you!
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2009, 09:21:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 21, 2009, 09:17:52 PM
This reminds me of the time BEG's ass winked at me, remind me to tell ya about it sometime!
Did it sing, too?
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 09:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 21, 2009, 09:21:44 PM
Did it sing, too?

A siren's song my dear, a siren's song. Listen to me. BEG will kill when she sees this.  :lmao:
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 09:25:04 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 21, 2009, 09:23:23 PM
A siren's song my dear, a siren's song. Listen to me. BEG will kill when she sees this.  :lmao:
We're in trouble! :fuelfire:
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 09:26:13 PM »
I see GOBUCKS lurking, I wish to interact with that person....  :evillaugh:
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2009, 10:38:24 PM »
Oh lawd lawd!!!

Where is winky-butt anyway?? :-)
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 11:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 21, 2009, 09:26:13 PM
I see GOBUCKS lurking, I wish to interact with that person....  :evillaugh:

Now I'm worried.
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 12:19:36 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2009, 08:41:00 PM
I know women are not that clueless! That's why it takes them an all-day
shopping trip to pick out a pair of jeans.

It's lke that chick in the Cadillac commercial who says, "You want 'em to hate to see you
go, but love to watch you leave.

But I would prefer them to be looking at something other than a second set of eyes  :tongue:
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 06:15:36 AM »
those are detestable! The jeans!
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 06:16:41 AM »
Which means they'll sell like hotcakes in ghettos everywhere in America.  Oh, where did I leave that eye bleach?
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 06:23:41 AM »
Quote from: Chris on August 21, 2009, 07:28:01 PM
I was expecting something different.

So was I.
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 07:49:55 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2009, 11:38:53 PM
Now I'm worried.

Be not afraid my dear. Unfortunately, I crashed, it has just been that kind of a week. Anyway, nice to meet you!
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 11:47:24 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:49:55 AM
Be not afraid my dear. Unfortunately, I crashed, it has just been that kind of a week. Anyway, nice to meet you!
Same here. Crashing is a bad thing, no matter whether it's physical, psychological, or digital.
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 12:01:12 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 22, 2009, 06:16:41 AM
Which means they'll sell like hotcakes in ghettos everywhere in America.  Oh, where did I leave that eye bleach?

If one cannot afford those jeans then a trip to Craft stores is in order.   For $1.50 for a bag of 20 one can buy those glue on goggle eyes to be placed anywhere.

This is such a fun idea, these moving eyes can be glued to skin and the possibility's are endless.

Just one jumbo between your eyes will  make heads turn--that is if you have enough controll so not to laugh at the reactions from others.  Just act normal and wait for someone to comment on WTF is going on. If you are a good actor you can give anyone a look of strange go back to your office.

There are times in every day to day life when a huge belly laugh is essential to clear stress if for just a 5 minutes.

  
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2009, 12:23:37 PM »
hmmmmm.....  :popcorn:
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