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Offline Chris_

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P*ssed off???
« on: February 26, 2008, 07:22:47 AM »
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That'll Teach Him To Tinkle Outside

Apparently Drunk Man Arrested After Allegedly Relieving Himself In Front Of Police Department

APPLETON, Wis., Feb. 25, 2008

(AP) An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department.

The 40-year-old was cited for public urination and jailed on a probation violation.

A preliminary breath test indicated a blood-alcohol level four times the legal limit, police said.

I guess he was sent to a penile institution.   :rotf:

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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 07:31:41 AM »
Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse.  :-)
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 07:48:06 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 26, 2008, 07:31:41 AM
Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse.  :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha?   :-)
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 08:07:44 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 26, 2008, 07:48:06 AM
Quote from: bijou on February 26, 2008, 07:31:41 AM
Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse.  :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha?   :-)

I see ureter loss to do better than me.
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 08:14:49 AM »
Quote from: bijou on February 26, 2008, 08:07:44 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on February 26, 2008, 07:48:06 AM
Quote from: bijou on February 26, 2008, 07:31:41 AM
Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse.  :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha?   :-)

I see ureter loss to do better than me.
I'm just trying to figure out who leaked this story.
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 11:03:14 AM »
Probation violation?  That's not a piddly offense.
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 11:08:40 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 26, 2008, 11:03:14 AM
Probation violation?  That's not a piddly offense.
Yup, urine a lot of trouble when you drink that much.   :-)
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 04:19:01 PM »
Wow he pissed away his chances of a good weekend.
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 05:55:14 PM »
Quote from: Randy on February 26, 2008, 04:19:01 PM
Wow he pissed away his chances of a good weekend.
...hosed for sure...   :-)
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 04:23:04 PM »
Well now that he's done this I wonder if he'll moan about it now?
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2008, 05:00:26 PM »
Will the stream of puns never end?
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2008, 05:46:35 PM »
Story's like that are just yellow journalism's.
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Re: P*ssed off???
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2008, 08:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on February 27, 2008, 05:46:35 PM
Story's like that are just yellow journalism's.
Wonder of the Atlanta Urinal & Constipation picked up this story.   :rotf:
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