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Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« on: August 19, 2009, 12:30:56 PM »
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JENSEN BEACH A man was allegedly beaten and robbed because he refused a toothless woman’s offer for sex, according to an incident report by released by Martin County deputies Tuesday.

The victim told investigators the woman, who is in her 20s, visited him at home in the 2500 block of Northeast Indian River Drive around 1 a.m. Sunday and attempted to become intimate with him.

When the victim refused her advances and asked her to leave, the woman told him she would “make him pay,” ...

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What an unpalatable crime.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 12:48:15 PM »
Helping to take a bite out of crime!
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 12:50:16 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 19, 2009, 12:48:15 PM
Helping to take a bite out of crime!
I hope your not being serious and that was more a tongue in cheek  comment.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 12:51:43 PM »
DadGummit, I can't think of a pun.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 12:51:49 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 19, 2009, 12:48:15 PM
Helping to take a bite out of crime!
Denture momma teach you to pun better than that?
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 12:52:30 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 12:51:43 PM
DadGummit, I can't think of a pun.
These can be quite fulfilling. 
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 01:12:35 PM »
I'm not buying it. There is no teeth in this story.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 01:42:01 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 19, 2009, 01:12:35 PM
I'm not buying it. There is no teeth in this story.

Voting on it should be enameled .
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 04:51:32 PM »
Sounds like the gumshoes tracked her down and put the bite on her.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 05:10:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 19, 2009, 01:42:01 PM
Voting on it should be enameled .
Do you really think that would bridge the gap?
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 05:54:03 PM »
She polident have much to say after the arrest.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 07:25:08 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 19, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
She polident have much to say after the arrest.
Cat got her toungue?
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2009, 03:58:47 PM »
Brace yourselves, there may be more to this story once they finish brushing through the evidence.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2009, 04:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Randy on August 20, 2009, 03:58:47 PM
Brace yourselves, there may be more to this story once they finish brushing through the evidence.
I agree, we need to hear the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2009, 04:08:33 PM »
Hopefully, a follow up will be done to fill in the gaps and to cap this story off.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2009, 05:29:47 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 20, 2009, 04:08:33 PM
Hopefully, a follow up will be done to fill in the gaps and to cap this story off.
It should give the media something to chew on for a while.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 05:36:38 PM »
I am assuming this is some sort of Internet prostitution exchange gone awry.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2009, 08:08:45 PM »
I'd think a young woman without teeth could easily find men who would appreciate her.
Now, they may not want to take her home to meet Mom, but......
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2009, 09:10:44 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2009, 08:08:45 PM
I'd think a young woman without teeth could easily find men who would appreciate her.
Now, they may not want to take her home to meet Mom, but......
It seems she would just show up out of the blue at 1:00 AM and try to get intimate with the parents.
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 07:58:00 AM »
Does she have a flat head? I'm asking for a friend of mine..... :evillaugh:
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 08:51:55 AM »
Something to gnaw on here . . . what's her DU name?
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Re: Florida man beaten, robbed after rejecting toothless woman's advances
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 10:11:34 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 22, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
Something to gnaw on here . . . what's her DU name?

Baloney    :bs: :bs:    Beeper for WTF just went off.

I over heard this really discusting conversation between 2 men about their toothless wives.

Both complaining about the cost of tooth extraction and dentures for their wives.

Both agreed the procedure was worth it as it improved their sex life's.

Now I am unfortunately wondering about that poor Jasmine found dead with no teeth or fingers.    I pray that she was dead when her teeth were extracted and the amputation occurred.

The argument must have been who would do what, to whom. where., and when.
    And the cost of each.




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