« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry  (Read 1958 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« on: August 17, 2009, 02:25:21 PM »
Quote
Sweden's fertility clinics are racking up a serious backlog of people waiting for artificial insemination, due in part to a "spike" in demand from lesbian couples for vital supplies of man juice.

So bad have things got that prospective customers at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg are now forced to wait 18 months for treatment.


The problem, the Göteborgs-Posten explains, is that a 2005 law change granted "female same-sex couples" the right to fertility treatment at Swedish hospitals. Previously, this privilege extended only to married women or those who were "registered heterosexual partners". ...
link

Logged


Offline Flame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4361
  • Reputation: +166/-34
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 02:39:47 PM »
Hi5 for your topic title, Bijou....genious!  :lmao:
Logged

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 08:14:51 AM »
Lesibians should be required to do it the 'hard' way.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 19, 2009, 08:14:51 AM
Lesibians should be required to do it the 'hard' way.
Maybe "The Breck Girl" could help 'em out.   :-)
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14480
  • Reputation: +816/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 04:31:25 PM »
Yeesh, why can't the lezbo's swallow their pride and just have a guy do it the old-fashioned way?
Logged
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

Offline Bill

  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 15
  • Reputation: +0/-0
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2009, 01:25:33 PM »
Quote
Lesibians should be required to do it the 'hard' way.

Quote
Yeesh, why can't the lezbo's swallow their pride and just have a guy do it the old-fashioned way?

Wow, I don't know it that's ignorance or sarcasm. I'm hoping for the later.
Logged

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1998/-134
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 01:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Bill on August 20, 2009, 01:25:33 PM
Wow, I don't know it that's ignorance or sarcasm. I'm hoping for the later.

Well, it was sarcasm but now that you've arrived, I think it's stubborness.
Logged
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2835/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 02:05:10 PM »
Quote from: Bill on August 20, 2009, 01:25:33 PM
Wow, I don't know it that's ignorance or sarcasm. I'm hoping for the later.

Wow, Bill. Just a few days and 15 posts out of the starting blocks and you're ignored by 3 people.

Congratulations.

 :whatever:
Logged
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14480
  • Reputation: +816/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2009, 04:18:21 PM »
Quote from: Bill on August 20, 2009, 01:25:33 PM
Wow, I don't know it that's ignorance or sarcasm. I'm hoping for the later.


Why, I'm sure most of them know plenty of faggots. Think about it...they want the MOST hetrosexual thing to do............so get a guy they know to do the deed.  I mean, it's GOT to mean more than getting some spooge down at the bank.......................................right?
Logged
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

Offline SilverOrchid

  • Proud momma of two little belles!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1372
  • Reputation: +17/-5
  • California Conservative-Yes, we exist!
Re: Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2009, 11:00:00 PM »
Quote
Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry


Best
Thread
Title
EVER!

 :lmao: :lmao:
Logged


Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »