Bwahahahahahahaha! Now there's a video I'd like to see!
Reminds me of an experience I had when I was in my late 20's or early 30's!
There was an old guy who was the local blacksmith/mechanic/welder/parts hound etc., that was one of the fixtures on the hill. He always had a kegger once a year where all the hippies and anyone who wanted to drink beer would show up and just get snockered! It became a tradition in so much as folks would come from the four corners of the country. It was always a great time, as we usually went thru about 50 kegs of Bud every year!
Lots of blue grass music, chess tournaments, fireworks, you get the idea.
Always a lot of free loading long hair types would show up. Their women would run around topless, the guys would fall down drunk, everybody's kids would run amuck...........
One year, one of these fallin' down drunks had a toothache. He whined and moaned and whined and moaned and generally made a complete nuisance of himself for all of 2 days! Finally, the old guy that threw the party, came up to me and a couple of my buds, and asked us if we would just grab this idiot and hold him down so he could pull this sniveller's frikkin' tooth out, so we could all have a little peace!
Of course after drinking a couple days non stop, we were more than willing to help our patriarch out, as he was a fixture in the community. We would have kidnapped his wife at this point if he'd have asked us.
To make a long story as short as I can, we grabbed the guy and held him down! "Hank" pulled out his trusty fencing pliers, reached in and gave the guy's tooth a big yank! Mission accomplished!
Problem was "Hank" pulled the wrong tooth!
We didn't even know it for a week though! The guy never told us! Apparently, it was painful enough that he completely forgot about the bad tooth and didn't want us to do it to him again!
True story!
'Ol hank had finally had enough of his bellyachin'!
After I sobered up, a few days later, I felt really sorry for the guy. Then again, maybe he shoulda just gone to the damn dentist to start with!
Before that, I thought that shit like this only happened in old Marx bros movies!
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