'Mrs. Jesus' arrested at car dealership, charged with fraud

[bijou]

A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ's wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office arrest report.

A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership's financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.

So were the names on the check. It was signed "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ." ...

Of course Mrs C. lives in Florida.  

[Chris_]

This is probably racist of me, but we're all gonna look pretty sheepish, when Jesus gets back from mowing lawns and shows the cops at the station his Drivers License, and the court paperwork from when he had his surname changed from Rodriguez.

[Gratiot]

Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag...

At a Pontiac dealership, perhaps she wasn't the only potential thief around 

She said she doesn't work but owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money into," according to the report.

   

And where was her husband in all this?  She said Jesus Christ would return next week to sign the paperwork and pick up the car.