...Dead or alive.
I once spotted 2 liberals in a cemetery with a pen and a clipboard. One was a young man the other one a bit older. Both had pony tails and wearing tie dyed t shirts. They were approaching each tombstone and writing something down. Curiosity getting the better of me, so I jumped out of a bush, and after they composed themselves I asked what they were doing. . The older one explained they were registering voters for the Democratic party. I watched them as they moved on to the next stone. The younger lib said, "That should be enough, Ralph". Ralph looked back at him and said "We aint leaving here till we get all the names down all these people have the right to vote to".
