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Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« on: August 13, 2009, 08:02:39 AM »
Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing

Sorry, not in Florida.  See AP story at link:

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I'm sure authorities will get to the bottom of this.
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 08:12:30 AM »
I checked the link to see if this story had been posted before but the perps name doesn't ring a bell with me.  :-)



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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 08:48:09 AM »
It's reading things like this that makes me glad I have knockers on my doors (I just HAD to chime in!).

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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 08:56:25 AM »
Something tells me that it would be better I didn't know what used to ring the doorbells...

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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 11:13:23 AM »
Couldn't find anyone to polish his knob I guess.
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 11:13:59 AM »
I checked the link to see if this story had been posted before but the perps name doesn't ring a bell with me.  :-)
I wondered how long it would take you to latch onto this thread.   :-)
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 11:30:06 AM »
I wondered how long it would take you to latch onto this thread.   :-)
Not long I ran like the clappers to get a reply in early.



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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 11:31:45 AM »
Not long I ran like the clappers to get a reply in early.
That would be of key importance, yes?
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 01:01:19 PM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the first thing that popped into my mind....but the second thing was, "Help! It's fallen and I can't get it up."
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 04:56:40 PM »
I'll bet this guy feels like a doormat. Gettin' kicked around and knocked up against the kickplate an' all....
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 05:03:21 PM »
I'll bet this guy feels like a doormat. Gettin' kicked around and knocked up against the kickplate an' all....
I wonder what made him stoop to this.   :-)
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2009, 02:08:48 AM »
Most likely his motive is the key.


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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2009, 03:28:57 AM »
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Re: Man Pleads Not Guilty to Naked Doorbell Ringing
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2009, 06:32:24 AM »
"Candy-gram"



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