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Offline thundley4

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JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« on: August 12, 2009, 07:22:50 PM »
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BOMBSHELL WORLD EXCLUSIVE! John Edwards has secretly undergone a DNA test - and it proves he's the father of his mistress' love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Multiple sources confirm the bombshell development, and reveal lawyers for the disgraced presidential candidate are privately hammering out child support payments with his former lover Rielle Hunter.

Edwards - who hotly denied he was the child's father when he publicly confessed his affair with Rielle on ABC's Nightline a year ago - has broken the news to his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth, sources say.

But The ENQUIRER has also learned that Rielle testified against Edwards before a federal grand jury that's probing whether he broke campaign finance laws by secretly funneling money to her - and her testimony could send the former North Carolina senator to jail!

The positive DNA test finally ends the elaborate cover-up that Edwards engineered to hide the fact that he fathered Rielle's 18-month-old daughter Frances.
National Enquirer


I'll take this with a grain of salt, but who knows.







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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2009, 07:32:44 PM »
National Enquirer


I'll take this with a grain of salt, but who knows.









Considering that the Enquirer has been the only group covering this with the slightest bit of intellectual honesty, that grain of salt doesn't have to be all that big, IMHO.
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 07:36:43 PM »
For the Breck Girl, I hope this passes.....

























like a kidney stone.
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 07:46:39 PM »
Oh he'll do well in prison. :-)
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 07:50:37 PM »
For the Breck Girl, I hope this passes.....

























like a 6 lb kidney stone.
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 07:54:41 PM »
I'd rather they fined him the 25 million he raped the healthcare system for in his last windfall, channeling birth defected children! I'd rather put him in the "poor" house rather than in the "big" house!

Nothing could be better than this guy paying for his contribution of running up healthcare costs and laughing all the way to the bank!
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 01:28:58 AM »
I'd rather they fined him the 25 million he raped the healthcare system for in his last windfall, channeling birth defected children! I'd rather put him in the "poor" house rather than in the "big" house!

Nothing could be better than this guy paying for his contribution of running up healthcare costs and laughing all the way to the bank!

Exactly! That's where you hurt people like him.....in the wallet.

You could screw his wife, marry his daughter off to a Muslim Kenyan, do anything you want and it wouldn't hurt him near as much as a hit to the wallet.
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 05:49:08 AM »
Exactly! That's where you hurt people like him.....in the wallet.

You could screw his wife, marry his daughter off to a Muslim Kenyan, do anything you want and it wouldn't hurt him near as much as a hit to the wallet.
...take away his supply of shampoo and hair spray....just sayin'.   :-)
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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 10:46:07 AM »
JOHNNY-TED DA BABY-DADDY!

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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY! Confirmed !!
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 01:11:37 PM »
Report: DNA Test Proves Edwards Fathered Videographer's Daughter - Fox News

They're basically quoting from the National Enquirer, but i don't think they'd do that unless they had confirmed it.

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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 02:16:50 PM »
JOHNNY-TED DA BABY-DADDY!

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Re: JOHN EDWARDS SECRET DNA TEST PROVES HE'S THE DADDY!
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2009, 06:22:46 PM »
heh

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WRAL-TV reports that former presidential candidate John Edwards will admit he is the father of his former mistress' 18-month-old daughter.