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Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« on: August 12, 2009, 12:38:36 PM »
Maybe this should have went in the breaking news section.  :evillaugh:
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LiveScience.com – Tue Aug 11, 3:03 pm ET
It's no secret that men are more likely than women to jump into the sack. But a new study adds some twists to the rules of such casual sex.
The research suggests men are far less choosy about the attractiveness of a potential one-night stand. For women to be tempted into considering casual sex, the guy better be a hottie.
These results, based not on real-life encounters but rather on interviews, match with past research showing that men lower their standards when it comes to one-night stands. And it turns out, from the new study, women raise their standards.
Men want sex.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2009, 12:55:48 PM »
This was based on a gubmint funded study, right?
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2009, 01:05:08 PM »
So, in essence;

The men involved should be truly flattered ..... the women, not so much.

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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2009, 01:32:15 PM »
JHC.

And it took someone with a PHD to prove this...
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2009, 01:33:20 PM »
JHC.

And it took someone with a PHD to prove this... :whatever:

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Those guys don't get out much.  This was probably the only way they could be sure.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2009, 02:44:58 PM »
Wow!

I must be a "hottie".
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 03:47:03 PM »
I am so screwed.  I might as well chop Mr. Happy off and squat to piss for the rest of my life.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 04:52:59 PM »
Next thing you know they'll fund a survey to determine if alcohol only exists so that ugly people can get some too.


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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »
I am so screwed.  I might as well chop Mr. Happy off and squat to piss for the rest of my life.

I thought that had already happened to Sub Sailors in Sub School....... :???:
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 05:18:14 PM »
I thought that had already happened to Sub Sailors in Sub School....... :???:

Where the hell is that bitch slap button?  Oh wait, I was a nuke, I never went to sub school.   :hammer:

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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 05:24:51 PM »
Wow!

I must be a "hottie".

Dammit, you beat me to it.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 05:27:01 PM »
Sheet, we'll hit anything with a curve.


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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2009, 05:28:52 PM »
I hope they didn't sink anything more into this than a couple rounds of drinks.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2009, 05:30:33 PM »
I hope they didn't sink anything more into this than a couple rounds of drinks.

They could have just taken a group of guys to any mall and asked them about every woman that passed by and got the same results.

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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 06:02:22 AM »
They could have just taken a group of guys to any mall and asked them about every woman that passed by and got the same results.

Or spend an evening next to the keg at a Saturday night frat party with a notepad.



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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2009, 06:10:18 AM »
I thought that had already happened to Sub Sailors in Sub School....... :???:

Nope.  Just the coners.  Of course, they were emasculated by helicopter mechanics.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2009, 06:11:08 AM »
Where the hell is that bitch slap button?  Oh wait, I was a nuke, I never went to sub school.   :hammer:

Yeah, no kiddin--that would have been a nice 8-week break, wouldn't it?
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2009, 10:53:39 AM »





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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
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Tooo true.

Yup.  In my pre-wife days, it was too true.  'Course, now, I don't have to worry about that.
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2009, 05:12:15 PM »
I just want to ask a question.

Does 15 minutes in a juke-joint parking lot count as a one night stand?
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2009, 05:15:19 PM »
I just want to ask a question.

Does 15 minutes in a juke-joint parking lot count as a one night stand?

Or how about 5 minutes up against a wall/door? (a la "Sonny Corleone style")

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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2009, 09:30:52 PM »
JHC.

And it took someone with a PHD to prove this...
 :whatever:


Geesh.....any woman past the age of 17( those under are still naive enough to believe it's true love) could have told you that guys aren't picky regarding one-night stands..

they don't care who they do it with....just that they did it.. :therock:


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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2009, 10:18:29 PM »
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Re: Men Not Choosy in One-Night Stands
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2009, 02:39:19 PM »

Geesh.....any woman past the age of 17( those under are still naive enough to believe it's true love) could have told you that guys aren't picky regarding one-night stands..

they don't care who they do it with....just that they did it.. :therock:


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And some PhD got paid to do a study on this.... :thatsright:

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