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Offline thundley4

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A texas girl
« on: August 05, 2009, 08:37:59 PM »

A  Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. 
When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces.
 
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with the same one twice.'
 
 
The  Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, 'In  the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
 
 
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,   throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
 
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas  we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the  same ones twice.'   
 
God Bless TEXAS !!!

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Re: A texas girl
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2009, 11:29:37 PM »
 :cheersmate:

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Re: A texas girl
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 07:55:20 AM »
:rofl: cute.....
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Re: A texas girl
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 09:37:16 PM »
 :cheersmate: Got to love a Texan  :beer:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: A texas girl
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 07:11:52 PM »
A  Mexican, An Arab, and a Texas girl are in the same bar. 
When the  Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass  to pieces.
 
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't  need to drink with the same one twice.'
 
 
The  Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, 'In  the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
 
 
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,   throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
 
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and  calling for a refill, she says, 'In Texas  we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the  same ones twice.'   
 
God Bless TEXAS !!!
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