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NKorea: Ex-President Bill Clinton in Pyongyang
« on: August 04, 2009, 01:05:29 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090804/ap_on_re_as/as_nkorea_journalists_held

So Billy Jeff has landed in North Korea to negotiate for the release of a couple of American reporters. You might think he's doing the Jesse Jackson act, posing for TV exposure, but you'd be wrong. BJ Clinton doesn't do corporate shakedowns like Jesse. No, he has a couple of reasons for going. First, the reporters are both women, and he plans to extract some gratitude on the way back home. Second, he's decided to finally discover whether there's anything to that sideways rumor, which might be a good fit for a fellow whose equipment includes a right angle. Good luck, BJ.

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Re: NKorea: Ex-President Bill Clinton in Pyongyang
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 06:23:45 AM »
He's checking on the Reactors and missle tech he gave em
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Re: NKorea: Ex-President Bill Clinton in Pyongyang
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 08:21:27 AM »
Bill Clinton to NK leaders, "Listen up ya'll. We got us a nice, quiet,peaceful  communist coup going on in America and this arresting 2 wymins is shining to much light on how us communist do business. Now turn'em loose and Obama will shower a few billion on you plus some top secret military info. OK?"
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