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highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« on: August 03, 2009, 05:56:31 PM »
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Opposite of a Microwave:  Why does there not exist a home appliance that very quickly cools something down? Like if you have a case of beer that's room temperature and you want to make it ice cold, the only thing you can do is put it in the freezer and wait an hour. **** that. And this isn't a completely outrageous idea. Maybe one could take liquid nitrogen and blow air over it on the thing you want to cool down. That would probably work.

Build-A-Bong Workshop:  A store extremely similar to "Build-A-Bear" where patrons can build or create thier own bongs using various materials

see through fudge:  fudge that you can see through. it tastes like fudge

Lighter Pager:  There should be a little thing you can put around your lighter and when you hit a button on a remote the lighter will make a noise you pick like a ringtone. No more lost lighters! and same system works for the remote because we'd probably lose that too.

Ketchup Packets:  How come fast food places give you ketchup in those shitty little packets while the BBQ sauce(substitute favorite dipping sauce) gets a nice little dippable container?? When are they going to give ketchup the respect it deserves and make the switch. A plus for this would be the ability to drive and dip without having to make a mess of your car because your stoned and can't open the packets correctly or just can't seem to keep it clean... Think about the possibilities...

Sleeve of Ritz:  I don't understand why Ritz crackers are packaged like they are. Is an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers a normal amount for a person to eat?

Little People Hotel:  Do exclusive little people hotels provide complimentary bars of soap that are half the size?

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2009, 06:04:44 PM »
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Underawesomes: Underwear with pockets so you can keep things on your person without having to go through the hassle or uncomfortability of pants
http://highdeas.com/popular/top30days :rotf:
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 10:21:06 AM »
When I was a teen, all we ever said was..."huh"?







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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2009, 10:36:00 AM »
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see through fudge:  fudge that you can see through. it tastes like fudge

Dude, if it's see-through, how do you even know it's there? :evillaugh:
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2009, 12:01:53 PM »
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Ketchup Packets:  How come fast food places give you ketchup in those shitty little packets while the BBQ sauce(substitute favorite dipping sauce) gets a nice little dippable container?? When are they going to give ketchup the respect it deserves and make the switch. A plus for this would be the ability to drive and dip without having to make a mess of your car because your stoned and can't open the packets correctly or just can't seem to keep it clean... Think about the possibilities...

I guess that this guy doesn't have a Whataburger nearby. They serve up their ketchup in the little dipping sauce-like containers.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2009, 12:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Thor on August 05, 2009, 12:01:53 PM
I guess that this guy doesn't have a Whataburger nearby. They serve up their ketchup in the little dipping sauce-like containers.

Don't remind me, Thor.  I miss Whataburger.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2009, 12:43:18 PM »
LOSER STAMP: A big "L" tattooed on their forehead so sane people don't lose that one second it takes to determine wheather a person is a liberal loser or not.
We can call it "Loser Saving Time".

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2009, 04:24:43 PM »
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Opposite of a Microwave:  Why does there not exist a home appliance that very quickly cools something down? Like if you have a case of beer that's room temperature and you want to make it ice cold, the only thing you can do is put it in the freezer and wait an hour. **** that. And this isn't a completely outrageous idea. Maybe one could take liquid nitrogen and blow air over it on the thing you want to cool down. That would probably work.
There is! I saw it on the Food Channel, it costs a couple thousand, it is basically a supercooled "stove" top pour on juice... seconds later... SORBET
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2009, 04:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on August 05, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
There is! I saw it on the Food Channel, it costs a couple thousand, it is basically a supercooled "stove" top pour on juice... seconds later... SORBET


It's called "The Anti-Griddle"

Looks like a pretty neat device.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2009, 05:48:48 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on August 05, 2009, 04:44:28 PM

It's called "The Anti-Griddle"

Looks like a pretty neat device.


or a blast freezer would work...if you have spare 15 grand.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2009, 05:55:20 PM »
Ice and salt water work pretty well if you're cooling cans or bottles.  The salt lowers the freezing temperature of the water from 32° to about 28°.  Just don't lick the can while you're drinking.... it doesn't taste very good.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2009, 06:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 05, 2009, 05:55:20 PM
Ice and salt water work pretty well if you're cooling cans or bottles.  The salt lowers the freezing temperature of the water from 32° to about 28°.  Just don't lick the can while you're drinking.... it doesn't taste very good.

Dry ice works faster... Just gotta be more careful or you pop too many cans.

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on August 05, 2009, 06:03:01 PM
Dry ice works faster... Just gotta be more careful or you pop too many cans.
I don't think your average pothead is going to mess with dry ice.  I wouldn't want to risk losing a drink in the process, either.  I was just offering some simple advice.  Who doesn't have a container of salt in their kitchen? :-)
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2009, 06:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 05, 2009, 05:55:20 PM
Ice and salt water work pretty well if you're cooling cans or bottles.  The salt lowers the freezing temperature of the water from 32° to about 28°.  Just don't lick the can while you're drinking.... it doesn't taste very good.
I saw that on Mythbusters. The only thing is they didn't tell us the ratio of water to salt needed for this. Do you need just a little salt in the water or a whole lot?
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 06:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 05, 2009, 06:07:35 PM
I don't think your average pothead is going to mess with dry ice.  I wouldn't want to risk losing a drink in the process, either.  I was just offering some simple advice. :-)

On the other hand, if pothead DUmmies are encouraged to "experiment" with dry ice while high, the results could be... plesantly Darwinian.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 06:12:59 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 05, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
I saw that on Mythbusters. The only thing is they didn't tell us the ratio of water to salt needed for this. Do you need just a little salt in the water or a whole lot?
You know, I never did bother to find out.  They probably teach that kind of thing in cooking school.  I would start with one cup of salt to one gallon of water.

edit: The instructions I found for making ice cream say 1/4 cup of salt for every 2 cups of ice.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 06:16:49 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 05, 2009, 06:09:21 PM
On the other hand, if pothead DUmmies are encouraged to "experiment" with dry ice while high, the results could be... plesantly Darwinian.

For example if they were drinking soda out of plastic bottles, they could plop a few pellets of dry ice in, screw the lid on real tight, and it will cool it down and add more fizz/POP to it.  :evillaugh:



Kids, don't try this at home.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2009, 06:22:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 05, 2009, 06:16:49 PM
For example if they were drinking soda out of plastic bottles, they could plop a few pellets of dry ice in, screw the lid on real tight, and it will cool it down and add more fizz/POP to it.  :evillaugh:



Kids, don't try this at home.

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2009, 06:48:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 05, 2009, 06:16:49 PM
For example if they were drinking soda out of plastic bottles, they could plop a few pellets of dry ice in, screw the lid on real tight, and it will cool it down and add more fizz/POP to it.  :evillaugh:



Kids, don't try this at home.

I was wondering just how hard it would be to convince 'em that huffing dry ice would get 'em high, but that'll work too.

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2009, 09:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 05, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
I saw that on Mythbusters. The only thing is they didn't tell us the ratio of water to salt needed for this. Do you need just a little salt in the water or a whole lot?

There is a property of water called colligative properties which raises the boiling point or lowers the freezing/melting point of water due to the concentration of the particles dissolved in the water.  For salt, 58.5 grams (approx 2 oz.) per liter of fluid (approx 1 quart) will lower the fp/mp by 3.72 degrees C (approx 7 degrees F).  This property is also the reason antifreeze should be mixed with water, not just poured straight into the radiator.

I offer this tidbit in the name of having cold beer faster and hereby open myself to the accusations of chemistry nerd...
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2009, 09:49:15 PM »
I was kinda close...
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2009, 10:26:56 PM »
Or you could use calcium chloride.
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2009, 10:06:10 AM »
The individual chemical chosen makes little difference, what matters is that it will dissolve. The fp/mp depression is based upon the total number of non-water ions/molecules in solution, so table sugar (1 molecule when dissolved) would be 1/3 as effective as calcium chloride (3 ions) and half as effective as table salt (2 ions)
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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2009, 03:00:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris on August 03, 2009, 05:56:31 PM
Opposite of a Microwave:  Why does there not exist a home appliance that very quickly cools something down? Like if you have a case of beer that's room temperature and you want to make it ice cold, the only thing you can do is put it in the freezer and wait an hour. **** that. And this isn't a completely outrageous idea. Maybe one could take liquid nitrogen and blow air over it on the thing you want to cool down. That would probably work.

Even though I never get stoned, I have considered this and came up with an answer that would probably work, but would require massive amounts of power.

High powered Ionization.

Blast a target item with ridiculous amounts of positively charged ionized particles. Once they pass through the target item on their way to the negative electrode, they will carry heat with them. I suspect though one would need magnets that could be used in an MRI machine, as well as a hospital sized budget to power the device, but I say it can be done.

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Re: highDEAS: the best ideas (while you're high)
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2009, 06:30:19 PM »
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Christmas Buds!
Let's all promise to give everyone we know weed for xmas! Xmas is biggest time for suicides and stress, when it should be a relaxed and joyful. So don't give your mom another coffee mug! Get her an eighth! Imagine how happy grandma would be after a bowl. The tree lights sparkle more through baked eyes. Plus the Chinese Buffet is open on Christmas Day,general tso's! This IS what jesus would do


 :lmao: :lmao:

Okay, this one made me laugh.

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