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Offline Chris_

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Police: Florida Man Armed With Coconut Tried to Rob Roommate
« on: July 31, 2009, 06:23:43 AM »
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Police: Florida Man Armed With Coconut Tried to Rob Roommate

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —  Authorities say a Florida man trying to get money from his roommate hit him with a coconut, a porcelain bowl and a wooden carving.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office reports that 44-year-old Joseph Lovett of West Palm Beach was charged with robbery with a weapon and false imprisonment after Saturday's attack.

The roommate eventually got away and called for help.

Deputies reported finding Lovett riding a bicycle near the home. They say he smelled like alcohol and appeared to be drunk.

Lovett was being held on $4,000 bail.

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Re: Police: Florida Man Armed With Coconut Tried to Rob Roommate
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 06:34:15 AM »
Glad the police cracked this one quickly.
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Re: Police: Florida Man Armed With Coconut Tried to Rob Roommate
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 07:33:41 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 31, 2009, 06:34:15 AM
Glad the police cracked this one quickly.
I guess the perp was too drunk to shred the evidence.
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