So this one DUmmy overslept and screwed up the biggest action in the history of the DUmp. This was to be the day of the DUAC DUAC QUAC QUAC Million Moron March. But nooo! DUmmy Demoiselle had to get her goose on last night, got all messed up, and didn't wake up until 11:45 this morning. So we only had 999,999 morons. Rather than stage a march that would have no cachet whatsoever (no one wants to hear about a nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine moron march), Skammer and Lord Marblehead just sent everyone home.