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Offline bijou

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Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« on: July 29, 2009, 11:03:13 AM »
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Any love affair has its ups and downs, but Amy Wolfe's sex life is a rollercoaster.

She enjoys a 'satisfying' sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a 'magic carpet' themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.

The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.  ...
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I expect like any relationship it will have its ups and downs.
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Offline thundley4

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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM »
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 11:26:38 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:
...and the ride never changes.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 12:26:30 PM by lug-nut »
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 12:22:05 PM »
Do they use KY to lube the wheels, or do they just let them get dry?
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 12:30:29 PM »
WTF??????????????????????????????????????
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 02:15:16 PM »
It wasn't me.
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 12:16:46 PM »
My "Magic Carpet" ride is at home........
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 03:41:15 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 11:14:36 AM
2 minutes and the ride is over.  :evillaugh:

Hey, that could still be a minute longer than any boyfriend she ever had!

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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 03:50:05 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 30, 2009, 03:41:15 PM
Hey, that could still be a minute longer than any boyfriend she ever had!

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That's what she gets for dating DUmmies.
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 08:23:24 AM »
Once this news gets spread around, won't any of the wymins be satisfied with a $29.95 vibrator anymore.....it'll be a multi-million dollar ride or else.
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Re: Pennsylvania woman marries a rollercoaster
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 09:54:49 AM »
I'll bet the relationship will have alot of up's and down's.
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