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gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:09:18 AM »
http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11960&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

The great saga of the gigantic primitive continues, although off Skins's island.

One gets the impression the gigantic primitive is much more positive off Skins' island, than on it.  One wonders what's up with that.

The link is to the first page of nine pages; I am quoting here from only the last page, the ninth page and most-recent posts.  The first page is mostly the autobiography of the gigantic primitive; his portrait of his mother is hilarious.

By the way, there's a photograph of the gigantic primitive on page one at the link, but it's a tiny one, shoulders up only, and the gigantic primitive has something wrapped around his neck.

Anyway, the most recent news from the gigantic primitive:

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Ege Bamyasi

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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:30 pm   

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Thanks, Daffodil, for recommending the Granny games. I tried a limited play trial of one of them and thought it was really cute, but that was some time ago and the concept has since been lost in the shuffle of the other 25 games I'm addicted to.  I will definitely get a copy of at least a trial for Jeanette to check out, though. I think it would be an instant hit with her.

As for my life this past couple of days, my energy pendulum has taken another violent swing back into "Sleepless in a Place Much Hotter Than Seattle" territory. My arm bugs me? I defy it and continue doing something anyway, even if it's just watching TV or videos on YouTube.

We're finishing up our creamy spinach soup, and Jeanette also took a trip to Subway for some quick and easy salad-on-a-bun. I get their veggie subs with no cheese, mayo or oil and only add mustard, vinegar, oregano and pepper for flavor. I will admit having them sprinkle a few olives on, but that's the extent of the rich ingredients. I always have the 9-grain bread which I wish were less refined because I'm always using sprouted grain bread at home whenever possible.

Anywho, weigh-in for me is tomorrow. I hope I get a good number because I've been very good about not overeating and the Subway sandwich buns are the absolute closest I get to SAD food nowadays. When Jeanette posted that she's proud of me for not having asked for anything off-plan since day one, she's not joking. I saw one of our roommate's inevitable red velvet cakes out on the kitchen counter yesterday, and the first thought in my mind is that they use an extract from beetles (called 'carmine' or 'cochneal extract') to turn it that inviting, delicious red color.

I know, I know -- you're all amazed I didn't wolf half of it down face first right through its plastic cover, aren't you? Obama called and told me my medal of honor was coming in the mail next week along with the secret decoder ring and Super Secret Spy Outfit (size children's medium -- should fit into it by the time I'm down to about 115).

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Now I know how those guys feel....

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:49 pm   

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Well it's certainly better than nothing at all, but I had to fight with everything I had to get through the week with a 1 lb. loss. I'm not really disappointed in that as much as I am highly puzzled. Hopefully everything will speed back up a bit again for next week.

June 21, 2009 - 488 (-31 from Dec. 2007 lifetime high)
June 28 - 488 (unchanged due to quitting 3 daily doses of diuretics)
July 5 - 485 ( -3 )
July 12 - 478 ( -7 )
July 19 - 476 ( -2 )
July 26 - 475 ( -1 )

We're getting a list of groceries together so that we can eat almost exclusively MWL recipes all week long this week. Nothing added and no embellishments, just lots of healthy low calorie density foods.

I'm tired so I'm going to take a nap while Jeanette runs around and gets our groceries and stuff. I'll check in later.

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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:56 pm   

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Hello, Letha. Thank you for your post today. I appreciate the support and encouragement.

Just to make it clear, today's weigh-in doesn't leave me feeling down, much less out. We are continuing to refine and perfect our lifestyle with the plan and it's coming along wonderfully. I haven't had one of the McDougall instant meal cups in at least a week now, which is good for keeping my salt intake lower even though I think the food is very well made. I appreciate the effort Jeanette puts into making a huge batch of soup or vegetable casserole much more anyway, and those things are unbeatable for taste and health support.

I've averaged a loss of just over 3 lbs. per week for the month of July, and for a person with very little mobility who doesn't do a whole lot at this stage there is no reason to feel hopeless or like I've failed. I certainly won't complain over more -7 weeks in the coming months, but I understand that without fairly heavy exercise there is no way to maintain that amount of loss consistently.

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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:51 pm   

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As I just posted over in the MWL thread for July, my eating patterns were almost perfect, the only exception was that I drank the last 12 oz. or so out of a container of strawberry-banana Naked Juice in small nips throughout the day. The rest of this week I'll be eating real fruit instead of the juice, and we've got several batches of MWL dishes lined up. Our non-MWL exception for the week will be some mushroom stroganoff which contains firm tofu, over either rice or whole wheat pasta.

If I keep the portions of the tofu pasta down and fill in the gaps with stuff like corn, peas and potatoes, this should turn into a banner week for me. I even figured out a new pillow pile configuration to sleep on which cuts the pain in my right shoulder down by more than half. I might just keep my last gossamer filament of sanity yet! 
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 07:52:06 AM »
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June 21, 2009 - 488 (-31 from Dec. 2007 lifetime high)
June 28 - 488 (unchanged due to quitting 3 daily doses of diuretics)
July 5 - 485 ( -3 )
July 12 - 478 ( -7 )
July 19 - 476 ( -2 )
July 26 - 475 ( -1 )
He's only lost 13 lbs in a month? He must not be exercising.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 08:01:43 AM »
Well, no he can't exercise much at this point, although I bet he could find some simple exercises to do even sitting in a chair.  Lift small barbells?  Anyway, he seems to be sticking to his comittment, and I wish him well. 

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 08:43:04 AM »
I agree - he is too large to do much without risk at this time. Especially considering the heath issues he has already documented.

A treadmill would likely be a death sentence.

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 09:21:14 AM »
What is MWL?    And hey, at least he's trying!

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 09:24:03 AM »
Well, no he can't exercise much at this point, although I bet he could find some simple exercises to do even sitting in a chair.  Lift small barbells?  Anyway, he seems to be sticking to his comittment, and I wish him well. 

While some light exercise may be possible, with his weight and health issues it would undoubtedly be dangerous for him to participate in the sort of exercise that would significantly speed up his weight loss.  I wish him well. 

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 09:25:05 AM »
What is MWL?    And hey, at least he's trying!

Some sort of diet, invented by a MacDougall or McDougell.

Yes, the gigantic primitive's trying, and he seems to have a better attitude than when he was hanging around the primitives on Skins's island.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 09:37:03 AM »
Well, no he can't exercise much at this point, although I bet he could find some simple exercises to do even sitting in a chair.  Lift small barbells?  Anyway, he seems to be sticking to his comittment, and I wish him well. 
Not sure what other health problems he may have but is walking too much for him?
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 09:41:38 AM »
What is MWL?    And hey, at least he's trying!
Yes! he is but when you are that big even small changes in diet and activity should cause the weight to pretty much fall off relatively quickly to a point. Wondering if he may have some issues related to thyroid. Be interesting to know how many calories he's eating a day.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 09:42:14 AM »
Not sure what other health problems he may have but is walking too much for him?

Yeah, it is.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 09:42:46 AM »
http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11960&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

By the way, there's a photograph of the gigantic primitive on page one at the link, but it's a tiny one, shoulders up only, and the gigantic primitive has something wrapped around his neck.


I think that's his beard.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 10:01:26 AM »
He looks like Santa Claus. Hard to believe someone who gets so nasty on DU, actually looks so jovial and pleasant.

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2009, 10:19:44 AM »
Well, he could always go to CLUB GITMO.....I hear the chefs are great and the customers real friendly. They'll carve the weight off in no time.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2009, 11:10:02 AM »
ObamaCare would deny him benefits and tell him to go to a hospice

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2009, 11:31:14 AM »
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A treadmill would likely be a death sentence.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2009, 11:41:04 AM »
He lost a whole pound?

That's the equivalent weight loss to taking a piss.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 01:31:35 PM »
Living off his wife's job while he became fat & lazy does not draw much sympathy from me.

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 01:33:41 PM »
Living off his wife's job while he became fat & lazy does not draw much sympathy from me.

Uh, his wife lost her job, sir.

Now he's living off the rest of us.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 01:36:01 PM »
He lost a whole pound?

That's the equivalent weight loss to taking a piss.

If he takes a shit he should be good for -30.  :lmao:

His fat ass loses a pound every time he sneezes!

He has lost 44 lbs....that brings him down to 475 lbs...

His goal is 3 lbs a week..what a lazy ****.

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2009, 02:15:33 PM »
His wife was called back to work, she is no longer laid off.

According to his weight loss thread, he stays in bed all day due to shoulder pain, trying to sleep the pain away. This of course except for when he has a moth full of food or is playing video games.

He had to quit all his prescription medications due not being able to afford them without single payer, and was already warned about political posts on the diet forum.  :lmao:

It's Bush's fault that he is fat.

He first tried the McDougal diet in 1993...since then he hit 500 lbs....
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2009, 02:38:07 PM »
His wife was called back to work, she is no longer laid off.

Oh.  I didn't read all nine pages, and so it must've been mentioned later, after the first page and before the ninth page.

I got so wrapped up in his autobiography on the first page, I feared I would copy-and-paste all nine pages, so didn't look past that, skipping to the last page.

It's all very interesting, the gigantic primitive's thought-processes.

But he's still on our wallets, sir, as he now gets social security disability for fatness.
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2009, 03:10:57 PM »


But he's still on our wallets, sir, as he now gets social security disability for fatness.

I agree, he has always been in our wallets. That poor city bus must need new tires by now!  :-)

They have a roomate, I wonder if the roomate takes care of Mrs. Fatass in the bedroom?


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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2009, 03:29:05 PM »
He implied more than one roommate. Can you imagine what a life that would be?
And is fattitude now a protected class?

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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2009, 03:55:10 PM »
He implied more than one roommate. Can you imagine what a life that would be?
And is fattitude now a protected class?

Yeah, the gigantic primitive has a sort of stout wife, and an obese male friend living with them. 
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Re: gigantic primitive gives new update (07-26-09)
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2009, 04:05:20 PM »
If he napped a little less he might lose a little more. I'm sure he goes up and down a pound every time he inhales and exhales.