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Offline Carl

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Why do Repubs worship the biggest....
Posted by Blarch on Sat Feb-23-08 07:41 PM

liberal who ever 'existed' ? .....Jesus Christ.

Yes, Jesus. He stood for all the things the repubs hate. Forgiveness, tolerance, inclusion, and acceptance ?

Not to mention, Peace Love and Understanding.

Blarch says Jesus 'existed' like he/she doesn't believe He really did.

Noticed that too and wondered if maybe it was a backhanded way of denying the life and ressurection of Him.

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Exactly. Plus, there's nothing that occurred in Sodom and Gomorrah that liberals have a problem with.

Correction: there is ONE thing they have a problem with.

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The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. "My lords," he said, "please turn aside to your servant's house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning."  "No," they answered, "we will spend the night in the square."

But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate.  Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom—both young and old—surrounded the house.  They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing.  Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."

They have no problem with the fags in Sodom wanting to have forced buttsecks with a couple of God's holy angels, but bring up Lot offering his daughters to the buttrape mob and they have conniptions (without ever actually understanding the passage).

I wonder what that same mob would do today if Lot were to use a famous quote from Clint Eastwood and had the balls and the bullets to back him up with?

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Sure they are, they've read at least 15 or 20 verses of it.   :-)
The Gospel According the Cliff Notes, I'm sure.

If Jesus was such a lib why'd he say even the thought of sexual sin was morally the same as sinning? Wouldn't such language give the libs fits or do they seem to think "turn the other cheek" has a San Francisco bathhouse connotation?

They study Jesus through sites like this...http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html#last_words.  Strangely enough, in this way, they manage to miss about 99% of the Bible.   :mental:
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Why do DUmb****s worship communism, which killed 100 million people?

The only good commie is a dead, impaled, and chopped up one. That's what Pinochet, Suharto, and Park did to them. Good riddance to filthy commies. :evillaugh:
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  Strangely enough, in this way, they manage to miss about 99% of the Bible.   :mental:

Proving yet again that "a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest".
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  Strangely enough, in this way, they manage to miss about 99% of the Bible.   :mental:

Proving yet again that "a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest".
They certainly have the right to hear what they want and ignore everything else...but it would sure be nice if they knew enough to realize how ignorant they are.
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  Strangely enough, in this way, they manage to miss about 99% of the Bible.   :mental:

Proving yet again that "a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest".
They certainly have the right to hear what they want and ignore everything else...but it would sure be nice if they knew enough to realize how ignorant they are.
Actually, you don't have a right to hear only what you want and ignore the rest.

That's why idolatry is a damnable sin even if you keep the other 9.

FWIW - picking and choosing one's preferred scriptures is what is know as heresy...

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Middle English heresie, from Old French, from Late Latin haeresis, from Late Greek hairesis, from Greek, a choosing, faction, from haireisthai, to choose, middle voice of hairein, to take
http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/heresy
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."